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Jammy sod!
whistle I’m jealous.
I need more whistles.
The Central U.S. Whistle Repository and Undisputed World Headquarters.
Did you make that cabinet, Dale? (or have it made?) Or is it something else in its former life?
As for the contents… Uff Da!
That is just obscene and wrong! Do you know a good doctor, a REALLY good one, that you could see about this problem you have?
Very nice, Dale. The bottom left shelf still has plenty of room though. 
Can I come live at your house?
If you clean out all that junk in the bottom right hand side, you could fit your practice set of UPs there.
Sheesh, cheezy melodians and piano accordians. Even a hammered thingy. 
You should be ashamed to show that.. 
Do you want another quena, Dale? I have a good one that was made by some guy in CA. I do not play the quena. Wanna trade for something?
A perfectly good humidor gone to waste. Nyuk.
The harp thing especially looks very pretty!
and is that SHEET music I see under the strings!!!
That’s MUCH cooler than Caligary’s cabinet! (and from the looks of my avitar, much more organized than mine)
Hmmm, a pretty pig…
(Plucked psalteries, which is what that is, are often called “Hog-nosed psalteries.”)
Dale, that’s an absolutely obscene display of excessive consumption! There are kids in China with no whistles at all!
And no, I’m not the least bit jealous, not at all… :jealous:
BTW Dale, I need your street address, er, uh, so I can send you something. That’s right, I need to ship something big to your house…
wow, dale! how long did it take you to compile that collection?
i guess i can stop worrying now about my obsessive tendencies.