The Cabinet of Dr. Undisputed

Whistle
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Two words: Imelda Marcos. (remember the shoes?)
You didn’t post photos of the dobermans guarding your hoard. No dobermans? hmm…
Tony

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I thought you were going to list me as Secretary Of Defense, Dale.

Wrong cabinet.

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Cabinet? That’s a freakin’ shrine.

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So… Exactly how do you apply to become a minister in that cabinet? :really:

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“A story about Bloomfield and his fiancée Susnfx. Susnfx takes him to a fair where they meet Dr. Undisputed, who exhibits a Sindt whistle that can play with little or much chiff. Susnfx creeps into DaleForce One and abducts the amazing Sindt, running from the townspeople and finally fainting from exhaustion. Meanwhile, the police discover a Syn in Susnfx’s cabinet, while the Undisputed flies off in DaleForce One. Bloomfield tracks the Undisputed to a mental health facility. He is the director! Or is he?”




It seems like Mrs. Marcos only exists in the North American pop consciousness as the “woman with an overabundance of footwear.”

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It seems like Mrs. Marcos only exists in the North American pop consciousness as the “woman with an overabundance of footwear.”

She left most of it behind, as I recall. Not to worry, there was quite a stash of cash unaccounted for when she left for more favorable climes.
Tony

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Before she went back and successfully ran for Congress.

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Dale didn’t say that theee cabinet, read altar to whistledom; was in his home or place of employment. So any ideas of grabbing on to the whole thing and making off with it are out of the question.

My question: What does someone do with all those whistles!

MarkB

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Semi-outdated:

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Okay! Enough is enough these pictures are starting to border on whistle porn! (See posting Flute Porn pictures on Flute forum) :astonished:

I agree with a US Supreme Court Justice, “I can’t tell you what pornography is but I will recognize when I see it.”

MarkB

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Well, yeah, sure, Dale…

But WHERE’S the RED WHITE and BLUE Brassy Polly???

Hmmmmm???.. (sssssssss…) :smiling_imp:

serpent

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You people are SICK…

:poke: SICK I SAY!!!

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JACOBELLIS v. OHIO, 378 U.S. 184 (1964)

The movie involved was a French film called “Les Amants” (“The Lovers”).

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Imelda Marcos. Very good.

I didn’t show the dobermans but you can bet they are there.

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Ah. Still in processing. The interns are working on it. Entering the data. Cross-checking. Actually, it’s on my desk at work. At work, by the way, I have about another dozen whistles. And, I have two shoeboxes full that I don’t keep in the cabinet.

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Yeesh! Eh, Dale, don’t you work in the mental health profession in some capacity? Uh, I guess what I’m saying is, “physician, heal thyself!” :laughing:

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Yup. Dale obviously needs to get rid of the objects of his obsession before they ruin his life.

Dale, please contact me by email to discuss disposal of your hoard. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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The Waldco Foundation would also be more than willing to help in this disposition.

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I don’t have a problem. I can stop anytime I want.

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You’re going to give whistle dealers a bad name.

It’s fine as long as:

  1. You don’t pawn your car, wedding rings, etc to buy whistles.
  2. You don’t go to a street corner to buy whistles.

Besides, collecting whistles is nowhere as bad an obession as making them. I’m sure other whistle builders will second that.