Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
I'm not impressed at all (well a bit, the Muskrat one was creepy enough)
Send the kids to bed and try to beat this genuine naturalistic description of fighting-bulls life (the song is not complete, I didn't wanted you to suffer that much; translation included after link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZifjWcJb ... 95&index=6
The little Bull
You can take away the fighting bull beside the water, or that one beside the river (1)
You can take away that fighting bull in the shade, or the hidden one
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
I knew this bull wouldn’t disappoint me, all cows follow him and he’d like
To mount them at once, even though he is only two years old.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
Once, a cow who didn’t wheedled him allowed him to slobber over under a holm oak and, after that
Refused to take things to the next level, but before she could escape, he was already over her.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
(1) Translator note: Some context, this appears to be a selection of bulls for a bullfight
(2) Don't think I understand the ankle boots section much more than you
Send the kids to bed and try to beat this genuine naturalistic description of fighting-bulls life (the song is not complete, I didn't wanted you to suffer that much; translation included after link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZifjWcJb ... 95&index=6
The little Bull
You can take away the fighting bull beside the water, or that one beside the river (1)
You can take away that fighting bull in the shade, or the hidden one
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
I knew this bull wouldn’t disappoint me, all cows follow him and he’d like
To mount them at once, even though he is only two years old.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
Once, a cow who didn’t wheedled him allowed him to slobber over under a holm oak and, after that
Refused to take things to the next level, but before she could escape, he was already over her.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
(1) Translator note: Some context, this appears to be a selection of bulls for a bullfight
(2) Don't think I understand the ankle boots section much more than you
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
Some remakes also leave me at a loss for words.
The Cardigans - Iron Man
Rocket Man
Time to cleanse the the ears.
Mahna Mahna
The Cardigans - Iron Man
Rocket Man
Time to cleanse the the ears.
Mahna Mahna
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
Youtube doesn't have "Me Japanese Boy I Love You" by Bobby Goldsboro. That's way worse than Honey.
My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhgP8fydHQ
My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhgP8fydHQ
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
That was pretty bad. This one might be a close second though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd ... re=related
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
Oh, my. That is terminally Caucasian!chas wrote:My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhgP8fydHQ
Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
I'm not sure that that's the worst of Jan Terri's
videos. Baby Blues is about a dude with blue eyes
and they cast a dude with brown eyes. Yikes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
Ever wonder what Wendy's training budget could
buy in the 80's? Well now you know. Grill Skillz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkW6JJZSgE
(the fun doesn't really start until about 1:30)
But this is my real entry... Mr. T. Giving his mom
mad props, 80's rap style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5Yza2XO8k
buy in the 80's? Well now you know. Grill Skillz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkW6JJZSgE
(the fun doesn't really start until about 1:30)
But this is my real entry... Mr. T. Giving his mom
mad props, 80's rap style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5Yza2XO8k
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
The nice thing about this video, is they give you the words printed -- in case you missed. Double torture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBcHUe4WeQ
See the Muppets (Beaker) give this song the send up it deserves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8Q7Fsa ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBcHUe4WeQ
See the Muppets (Beaker) give this song the send up it deserves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8Q7Fsa ... re=related
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
That one is terrible, but is redeemably hilarious. They can't even count! "Downcount: Five four three one!"Coffee wrote:That was pretty bad. This one might be a close second though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd ... re=related
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
Those are some truly awful songs-
my vote so far....
Honey
Havin my baby
Feelings
(shudder)
Does anyone remember the song where the dad is talking to his little boy, the parents are splitting up? I've tried to think of it and must have mercifully wiped it from my memory.
It was an awful song.
my vote so far....
Honey
Havin my baby
Feelings
(shudder)
Does anyone remember the song where the dad is talking to his little boy, the parents are splitting up? I've tried to think of it and must have mercifully wiped it from my memory.
It was an awful song.
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
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And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
And many a poor man that has roved,
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
W.B.Yeats
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
W.B.Yeats
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww
runs screaming from the computer while covering my ears
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
cowtime wrote:AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww
runs screaming from the computer while covering my ears
Sorry dear..
Top of the Pops was..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQwuFOWoRd4
Not one of their greatest but a whole lot better than the second place...
Slan,
D.
And many a poor man that has roved,
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
W.B.Yeats
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
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Re: Worst song ever, YouTube Edition
I use to like that one , had the albumdubhlinn wrote:Not one of their greatest but a whole lot better than the second place...
"Let low-country intruder approach a cove
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West
And eyes as gray as icicle fangs measure stranger
For size, honesty, and intent."
John Foster West