Worst song ever, YouTube Edition

[Maeloc]

I'm not impressed at all (well a bit, the Muskrat one was creepy enough)
Send the kids to bed and try to beat this genuine naturalistic description of fighting-bulls life (the song is not complete, I didn't wanted you to suffer that much; translation included after link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZifjWcJb ... 95&index=6

The little Bull

You can take away the fighting bull beside the water, or that one beside the river (1)
You can take away that fighting bull in the shade, or the hidden one
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.

I knew this bull wouldn’t disappoint me, all cows follow him and he’d like
To mount them at once, even though he is only two years old.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.

Once, a cow who didn’t wheedled him allowed him to slobber over under a holm oak and, after that
Refused to take things to the next level, but before she could escape, he was already over her.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.



(1) Translator note: Some context, this appears to be a selection of bulls for a bullfight
(2) Don't think I understand the ankle boots section much more than you

[I.D.10-t]

Some remakes also leave me at a loss for words.

The Cardigans - Iron Man
Rocket Man

Time to cleanse the the ears.
Mahna Mahna

[chas]

Youtube doesn't have "Me Japanese Boy I Love You" by Bobby Goldsboro. That's way worse than Honey.

My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhgP8fydHQ

[mcurtiss]

sorry....I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

Close the thread!

[Coffee]

That was pretty bad. This one might be a close second though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd ... re=related

[fearfaoin]

My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhgP8fydHQ

Oh, my. That is terminally Caucasian!

[fearfaoin]

sorry....I win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Close the thread!

I'm not sure that that's the worst of Jan Terri's
videos. Baby Blues is about a dude with blue eyes
and they cast a dude with brown eyes. Yikes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw
"Cleaw enough to fiw a swimming poo."

[fearfaoin]

Ever wonder what Wendy's training budget could
buy in the 80's? Well now you know. Grill Skillz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkW6JJZSgE
(the fun doesn't really start until about 1:30)


But this is my real entry... Mr. T. Giving his mom
mad props, 80's rap style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5Yza2XO8k

[khl]

The nice thing about this video, is they give you the words printed -- in case you missed. Double torture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBcHUe4WeQ

See the Muppets (Beaker) give this song the send up it deserves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8Q7Fsa ... re=related

[Innocent Bystander]

That was pretty bad. This one might be a close second though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd ... re=related

That one is terrible, but is redeemably hilarious. They can't even count! "Downcount: Five four three one!"

[cowtime]

Those are some truly awful songs-
my vote so far....

Honey
Havin my baby
Feelings

(shudder)

Does anyone remember the song where the dad is talking to his little boy, the parents are splitting up? I've tried to think of it and must have mercifully wiped it from my memory.
It was an awful song.

[dubhlinn]

The prosecution rest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeswZaReE0I

Slan,
D.

[cowtime]

The prosecution rest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeswZaReE0I

Slan,
D.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww
runs screaming from the computer while covering my ears

[dubhlinn]

The prosecution rest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeswZaReE0I

Slan,
D.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww
runs screaming from the computer while covering my ears

Sorry dear..

Top of the Pops was..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQwuFOWoRd4

Not one of their greatest but a whole lot better than the second place...

Slan,
D.

[cowtime]

Not one of their greatest but a whole lot better than the second place...

I use to like that one , had the album