Caption Contest
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Re: Caption Contest
"You must be this tall to get on this ride. You should've come in on your horse. Now go fetch me a Mr. Pibb."Walden wrote:
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Twas Brillo and G.E. Stoves
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were Tasty Loaves
And in a Minute Maid
"Beware the Station Break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex,
Beware the Doctor's Claim and shun
That horror called Brand-X!"
He took his Q-Tipped swab in hand,
Long time the Tension Headache fought,
So Dristan he by a Mercury,
And Bayer break'd in thought.
And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood,
The Station Break, with Rise of Tame,
Came Whisking through the Pride-hazed wood,
And Cream-Rinsed as it came!
"Buy one! Buy two! We're almost through!"
The Q-Tipped Dash went Spic-and-Span,
He Tide Airwick, and with Bisquick,
Went Aero-Waxing Ban.
"And hast thou Dreft the Station Break?
Ajax the Breck, Excedrin boy,
Oh Fab wash day! Cashmere Bouquet!"
He Handi-Wrapped with Joy.
Twas Brillo and G.E. Stoves
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were the Tasty-Loaves
And in a Minute Maid.
- Mad Magazine
djm
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were Tasty Loaves
And in a Minute Maid
"Beware the Station Break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex,
Beware the Doctor's Claim and shun
That horror called Brand-X!"
He took his Q-Tipped swab in hand,
Long time the Tension Headache fought,
So Dristan he by a Mercury,
And Bayer break'd in thought.
And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood,
The Station Break, with Rise of Tame,
Came Whisking through the Pride-hazed wood,
And Cream-Rinsed as it came!
"Buy one! Buy two! We're almost through!"
The Q-Tipped Dash went Spic-and-Span,
He Tide Airwick, and with Bisquick,
Went Aero-Waxing Ban.
"And hast thou Dreft the Station Break?
Ajax the Breck, Excedrin boy,
Oh Fab wash day! Cashmere Bouquet!"
He Handi-Wrapped with Joy.
Twas Brillo and G.E. Stoves
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were the Tasty-Loaves
And in a Minute Maid.
- Mad Magazine
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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Re: Caption Contest
Old Man Willow explains to Sir Lancelot how the prostate exam will be performed.Walden wrote:
Re: Caption Contest
Walden wrote:
"Left foot foward and lift a knee! Knight turn to your horse and box that flea!"
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Re: Caption Contest
The Python Tribute group tryouts are over there, son...Walden wrote:
This is the Burning Man festival.
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Hermit: Ah yes, that's how I met my 3rd and 5th wife.
Hermit: Ah yes, that's how I met my 3rd and 5th wife.
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A little autobiography, including pictures, Here
Actually, I hate music. I'm only doing this for the money.
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Is that a lance on your saddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.