Caption Contest

[mutepointe]

hey lancelot, did you notice there is a horse behind you dressed like an ass?

[rorybbellows]

Pray tell kind Sir! Could thee point me to the old condom machine!!

RORY

[Steamwalker]

"You must be this tall to get on this ride. You should've come in on your horse. Now go fetch me a Mr. Pibb."

[djm]

Twas Brillo and G.E. Stoves
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were Tasty Loaves
And in a Minute Maid

"Beware the Station Break, my son,
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex,
Beware the Doctor's Claim and shun
That horror called Brand-X!"

He took his Q-Tipped swab in hand,
Long time the Tension Headache fought,
So Dristan he by a Mercury,
And Bayer break'd in thought.

And as in Bufferin Gulf he stood,
The Station Break, with Rise of Tame,
Came Whisking through the Pride-hazed wood,
And Cream-Rinsed as it came!

"Buy one! Buy two! We're almost through!"
The Q-Tipped Dash went Spic-and-Span,
He Tide Airwick, and with Bisquick,
Went Aero-Waxing Ban.

"And hast thou Dreft the Station Break?
Ajax the Breck, Excedrin boy,
Oh Fab wash day! Cashmere Bouquet!"
He Handi-Wrapped with Joy.

Twas Brillo and G.E. Stoves
Did Proctor-Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were the Tasty-Loaves
And in a Minute Maid.

- Mad Magazine

djm

[Steamwalker]

Old Man Willow explains to Sir Lancelot how the prostate exam will be performed.

[cowtime]

"WICKERMAN ! "

"But wait,perhaps I was mistaken, the penance could have been a bit too much..."

[KatieBell]

And forthwith, Sir Lancelot halted his journey for the Holy Grail to play a game of marco polo with Gringalet and the hermit.

[Aanvil]

"Left foot foward and lift a knee! Knight turn to your horse and box that flea!"

[CHasR]

The Python Tribute group tryouts are over there, son...
This is the Burning Man festival.

[Lark]

Knight: So it all started when the lights went out on me and the good lady, so I started looking for the door knob like this...

Hermit: Ah yes, that's how I met my 3rd and 5th wife.

[Rod Sprague]

Be vewy vewy quiet whilst I catch the tree gnome!

[lordofthestrings]

GE OUTTA MAH TREEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alurker]

....and your left hand out;
You put your left hand in
and you shake it all about......

[Innocent Bystander]

"Dude! Your spear is sticking out of the picture!"

[djm]

Is that a lance on your saddle, or are you just happy to see me?

djm