scottielvr wrote:14. Dogs are to be allowed everywhere.
....so that they may all be readily visible to the large army of recruits whose only job would be to shoot them all on sight as quickly as possible.
Popularity? Who needs it?
Steve
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
15. News time can no longer be wasted on interviews of athletes.
16. All professional athletes must play for minimum wage plus room and board. (Hey, they're gettin' paid to play a game, fer cryin' out loud!)
17. All profits from professional sports must be used for (select one or more): teachers' salaries, road maintenance and other public infrastructure projects, land mine removal, scientific research, food programs for the poor, universal medical insurance.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
The Weekenders wrote: boner pills, because I get embarassed at even thinking of having to explain what they are to kids.
You get ads for "boner pills" on the telly? I don't believe it!
Steve
Yep. All hours, including major sporting events, regular network TV. It's awful. I'm not even gonna tell ya how cheezy the commercials themselves are, on top of the outrage of showing them. But just think of sleazy saxophone playing, wistful couples in very late 40s, early 50s grinning stupid grins.... aaarrghhhhhh. They actually began, a few years back, with Senator Bob Dole and ultra-alpha football coach Mike Ditka doing straight-up endorsements.... Now its "fictional scenarios."
DaleWisely wrote:#1. No more doorbell sounds on TV. They make us get up to see if there is somebody at our door, and that annoys us and makes us feel stupid.
And it makes our dogs bark. I bet 6 people have already said that. Now I'll check.
edit: not 6, just Susan. That almost counts.
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The Weekenders wrote: Senator Bob Dole and ultra-alpha football coach Mike Ditka doing straight-up endorsements
Oh please!!
Steve
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
The Weekenders wrote: Senator Bob Dole and ultra-alpha football coach Mike Ditka doing straight-up endorsements
Oh please!!
Steve
I think he needs the defaecatorium, fast.
Steve
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
scottielvr wrote:14. Dogs are to be allowed everywhere.
....so that they may all be readily visible to the large army of recruits whose only job would be to shoot them all on sight as quickly as possible. Popularity? Who needs it?Steve
*ahem*
"From The Telegraph Dog shoots man
Wednesday, August 18 1999
Updated 11:40 AM ET August 18, 1999
STUTTGART, Germany (Reuters) - A German dog has shot and killed its owner, police said Wednesday.
The 51-year-old man, who had been out hunting with his shotgun, was found dead beside his car near the southwestern town of Bad Urach Monday.
DW wrote:The problem with Gene Roddenberry's vision is you have to take the good (free food & clothing) with the bad (Frank Gorshin painted half-black and half-white.)
Such a Joker you are!
djm
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
DW wrote:The problem with Gene Roddenberry's vision is you have to take the good (free food & clothing) with the bad (Frank Gorshin painted half-black and half-white.)