What is wrong with Dale. By Dale.
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What is wrong with Dale. By Dale.
At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.
I believe I need a complete neurological evaluation and a deep tissue massage. Maybe rolfing.
Dale
I believe I need a complete neurological evaluation and a deep tissue massage. Maybe rolfing.
Dale
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Re: What is wrong with Dale. By Dale.
It's all because you're not like the palm tree.DaleWisely wrote:At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.
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Re: What is wrong with Dale. By Dale.
Ooooo....I'll bet that's it, Dale. You must be the Palm Tree, and I'll bet that you are so not the palm tree these days (all said in my imitation GaryKelly voice, which I do quite well, if I say so myself).jsluder wrote:It's all because you're not like the palm tree.DaleWisely wrote:At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.
But I've also read that a loofah sponge does wonders. Try it out.
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When I paint my masterpiece.
When I paint my masterpiece.
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I think Dale must be a pretty cool guy. I have a cousin who's got his PhD. in psychology and a masters in theology, and he's one of the coolest guys I know. And he couldn't spell right if his life depended on it. Nor can anyone read his handwriting. His mind just works leaps and bounds beyond his hands and fingers.
So don't worry about it Dale, have them fill in the blanks when they give you a head massage.
So don't worry about it Dale, have them fill in the blanks when they give you a head massage.
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Hmmm. Far be it from me to subscribe to conspiracy theories, but does no-one find it strange that Dale 'disappears' just before the Papal conclave, then reappears once the new Pope has been elected? Hmmm?
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