What is wrong with Dale. By Dale.

[Dale]

At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.

I believe I need a complete neurological evaluation and a deep tissue massage. Maybe rolfing.

Dale

[missy]

Hey Dale - can we get a group rate????

Missy

[Nanohedron]

You, too, Dale? Just wait 'til your next birthday rolls around.

[susnfx]

It must be catching. The other day I realized -- almost too late -- that I'd written "their" when I meant "there." Yikes!

Get well soon, Dale.

Susan

[Band Nerd]

.....concentrate.....breathe in.....breathe out..........one key at a time.....not too fast.....

[jim stone]

I had a friend who was a Rolfer.
My feet are flat and he looked at them
with interest: 'I can give you arches.
Come back tomorrow at 1.'

I left town immediately.

[Band Nerd]

[quote="jim stone"]I had a friend who was a Rolfer.
My feet are flat and he looked at them
with interest: 'I can give you arches.
Come back tomorrow at 1.'

I left town immediately.[/quote]


...I don't get it..... ( )

[StewySmoot]

Joy'n the club

[jsluder]

At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.

It's all because you're not like the palm tree.

[izzarina]

At this point, I'd like to announce what's wrong with me. Increasingly, when I write, I make errors that aren't detectable by spellcheck. "To" for "Too" and vice versa. Inexplicably substituting pronouns. "And" for "an". And so of and so one.

It's all because you're not like the palm tree.

Ooooo....I'll bet that's it, Dale. You must be the Palm Tree, and I'll bet that you are so not the palm tree these days (all said in my imitation GaryKelly voice, which I do quite well, if I say so myself).
But I've also read that a loofah sponge does wonders. Try it out.

[Lorenzo]

I think Dale must be a pretty cool guy. I have a cousin who's got his PhD. in psychology and a masters in theology, and he's one of the coolest guys I know. And he couldn't spell right if his life depended on it. Nor can anyone read his handwriting. His mind just works leaps and bounds beyond his hands and fingers.

So don't worry about it Dale, have them fill in the blanks when they give you a head massage.

[Dale]

I think Dale must be a pretty cool guy. I have a cousin who's got his PhD. in psychology and a masters in theology, and he's one of the coolest guys I know.

Well, really: My coolness has never been in dispute here, has it?

Dale

[amar]

who remembers this:
Let the coolness get into our vertebrae

[GaryKelly]

Hmmm. Far be it from me to subscribe to conspiracy theories, but does no-one find it strange that Dale 'disappears' just before the Papal conclave, then reappears once the new Pope has been elected? Hmmm?
Would the Crystal People have any interest in the Cath////////////////*\\\\\\\\\==%//////////////////

[brewerpaul]

I had a friend who was a Rolfer.
My feet are flat and he looked at them
with interest: 'I can give you arches.
Come back tomorrow at 1.'

I left town immediately.

I'm a podiatrist-- I can give you arches too....