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Funny joke
As I am enjoying my birthday Guinness, I thought I would share this
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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*!SNERK!*
Almost spilled some!
Almost spilled some!
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Truth be told, I like a Corona and lime in the summer, because it's a really light beer. But I still like my Guinness, even in the summer despite it's heavier consistency (although Guinness is really a FOOD, rather than something you drink, from what I understand)aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.
But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.
As for the other two, I usually refer to them as "domestic swill"
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That's such a nice term for something hard to swallow.izzarina wrote: As for the other two, I usually refer to them as "domestic swill"
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No, the worst swill ever is Pabst Blue Ribbon.aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.
But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.
Fortunately, Americans are re-learning how to make beer. Yay microbreweries.
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ChrisA wrote:No, the worst swill ever is Pabst Blue Ribbon.aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.
But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.
Fortunately, Americans are re-learning how to make beer. Yay microbreweries.
I'd have to say the worst swill ever is Steel Reserve.
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