Funny joke

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:21 pm

As I am enjoying my birthday Guinness, I thought I would share this

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:04 pm

Indeed,
You tell them..

Slan,
D.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:31 pm

dubhlinn wrote:

Indeed,
You tell them..

Slan,
D.

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:22 pm

Good one, izz!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:37 pm

That's funny.

talasiga · Post by **talasiga** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:43 pm

.
My kind of humour.

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:38 pm

*!SNERK!*

Almost spilled some!

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:37 am

Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.

But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:42 am

aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.

But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.

Truth be told, I like a Corona and lime in the summer, because it's a really light beer. But I still like my Guinness, even in the summer despite it's heavier consistency (although Guinness is really a FOOD, rather than something you drink, from what I understand)
As for the other two, I usually refer to them as "domestic swill"

missy · Post by **missy** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 8:22 am

DH's two favorite "quotes":

Beer is Food.

It's 5:00 somewhere.

Missy

anniemcu · Post by **anniemcu** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 8:54 am

izzarina wrote: As for the other two, I usually refer to them as "domestic swill"

That's such a nice term for something hard to swallow.

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:00 am

Even got a laugh out of my husband! (Who drinks Bud.)

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:53 pm

A friend of mine in college, who had travelled extensively in Europe and loved the beer, had this to say about domestic (U.S.) beer:

"Put it back in the horse."

ChrisA · Post by **ChrisA** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:00 pm

aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.

But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.

No, the worst swill ever is Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Fortunately, Americans are re-learning how to make beer. Yay microbreweries.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:41 am

ChrisA wrote:
aderyn_du wrote:Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.

But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes.
No, the worst swill ever is Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Fortunately, Americans are re-learning how to make beer. Yay microbreweries.

I'd have to say the worst swill ever is Steel Reserve.