Not OT. Very seriouse whistle related something something

[Nanohedron]

There was an old sod, name of Murphy,
Whose whistling was terribly scurfy.
But at length and at last
He finally passed
And Murphy, the sod, became turfy.

Ouch.

[IDAwHOa]

there was once two cats from Calkenny,
who thought there one cat too many,
they scratched and they bit,
they fought and they fit,
'till insted of two cats, there wern't any.

FROM
they fought and they fit,

TO
they fought and they SPit,

Glad I looked. I really like poems and stories where cats come out on the short end!!!!

[vomitbunny]

From what I gather, the two cats in question were really one cat, one being a regular cat, and one being an exact duplicat of the first cat, except made from anti matter. In other words, an anti-cat.
It has to do something with Einstien's Specific theory of Relativity. (not his better known theory of General Relativity.)
In a nutshell, if the can (and anti-cat) in question were of sufficient mass, time (and space) would not only be warped around it, but actually be dragged around the cat, although most likely to a very very small degree. Thus, without being able to change the direction of a very large object indeed (such as a planet or very very large cat) one must conclude that if time travel is possible, it must follow the one-way only laws, called Terminator laws. One must conclude that Back-to-the-Future rules (two way) are theoretically impossible.
This has historically been the debate of time travel through the years. Whether we follow Back to the Future laws or Terminator laws.
Anyway, this is what I pieced together from reading the back of sugar packs at Stucky's. I think they got most of thier information from that wheelchair guy.

[Bloomfield]

I think they got most of thier information from that wheelchair guy.

Dr. Strangelove?!?

[vomitbunny]

No that real smart guy who makes up all those theories about the cosmos and stuff and has the talking keyboard. I think he may be the boss of the X men too, but I'm not sure about that.

[Zubivka]

I think they got most of thier information from that wheelchair guy.

Dr. Strangelove?!?

No. Count Dracula (the one in cloak)

[IDAwHOa]

From what I gather, the two cats in question were really one cat, one being a regular cat, and one being an exact duplicat of the first cat, except made from anti matter. In other words, an anti-cat.
It has to do something with Einstien's Specific theory of Relativity. (not his better known theory of General Relativity.)
In a nutshell, if the can (and anti-cat) in question were of sufficient mass, time (and space) would not only be warped around it, but actually be dragged around the cat, although most likely to a very very small degree. Thus, without being able to change the direction of a very large object indeed (such as a planet or very very large cat) one must conclude that if time travel is possible, it must follow the one-way only laws, called Terminator laws. One must conclude that Back-to-the-Future rules (two way) are theoretically impossible.
This has historically been the debate of time travel through the years. Whether we follow Back to the Future laws or Terminator laws.
Anyway, this is what I pieced together from reading the back of sugar packs at Stucky's. I think they got most of thier information from that wheelchair guy.

Too complicated. As long as the cats were no longer cats and could not harm anyone anylonger for any reason in any place.

THAT is ALL that matters.

[Bloomfield]

Said Em to a whistler named Bloo,
Your meter is slightly askew.
But if, as you say,
"Em" and "damn" rhyme with "they,"
I'll give credit where credit is due.

So my meter is slightly askew?
Well, dear Em, let me ask you:
Regarding my poem
You throw the first stone
Is that something you ought to do?

Geez Bloo, I'm surprised that you thought
That that thing was a stone, it was not.
It was merely a piffle,
A trifle, a whiffle,
So don't get your pants in a knot!

Dear Em'ly, you know, I for one
Thought it was all in good fun!
I'm relieved that no knot
Will now be my lot
For pants, I confess, I wear none.

[boomerang]

Ti Tiddily Ti
Tiddily
Ti Ti Ti
The Black Cat Wet In the White Cat's Eye
"OH" Said the Black Cat
"Do You Want Some More"?
"NO" Said the White Cat
"My Eye is Too Sore"

[emmline]

If horses were wishes
Someone else would wash the dishes.
Um...but they're not.

[Nanohedron]

I was just now stretching my legs a bit at the shop, taking a quick peek at a new Buick Rainier.

Rainier than what, I ask?

[bjs]

I wet my whistle
with a guiness tipple
the cat got a whiff
she said my chiff
was just piffle from a fipple

[Walden]

Peas porridge hot,
Peas porridge cold,
Peas porridge in the pot, nine days old.

Some likes it hot,
Some likes it cold,
Some likes it in the pot, nine days old!

[adriancarrington]

There was a young man from the Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
his brother, they tell,
fell down one as well,
and now they're interred side by side!

[brewerpaul]

Inspired by a road sign en route to Cape Cod:

There once was a man from Woonsocket
Who had a large hole in each pocket.
He stuck in his hands
And fondled his glands,
And said,"Till you've tried it, don't knock it!"