Disclaimer: It is my firm contention that the having of hair or the not-having is irrelevent to a person’s value as a human being or talent, realized or latent, for whistling.
OK! OK! So I’m seeing a pattern where there probably isn’t one… but it just did seem odd that the last 4 in a row I looked at all were sporting smoothies.
Baldness is in style, now, hadn’t you noticed? I thought Michael Jordan
started it, but it’s been too long now for that to be true… Maybe
Michael Stipe? Either way, it’s our time now, fellow follicularly-challenged
men! Enjoy it while it lasts!