'Fess up.
I haven’t had a need for Rogaine, but I want to join in the embarrassment! I have, on one occasion, used…Preparation H!
Well, OK…but I never inhaled.
A bad hair day for Bloomfield. In the meantime even a comb-over has become unfeasable.
If MY 'do looked like a red X, I’d just shave my head and be done with it, buddy.
better? yes? go ahead, laugh. I really thought there were supposed to be at least a few years between pimples and baldness. 
Most gnarly, there, Bloomie, old chap. What were you leering at?
Her backside, I think. Why, what part do you leer at?
I, too, am an enthusiast of the derriere. By the way, Bloomfield, you must try to learn to stop breathing with your mouth if you want your clients to take you seriously.
As should be obvious from my avatar, I’ve never used Rogaine. I read once that losing hair on the top of your head (and gaining hair on your face, chest, back, etc.) is caused by testosterone. So, I figure that means bald guys (especially bald guys with beards) are more manly. 
Rogaine is only meant to be used for those bald(ing) spots on the back of the head, at the crown. Yet the instructions tell you to wash your hands if you apply it with your fingers. Makes me wonder…
Nope. No rogaine. Just Moom.
And what, pray tell, is this “Moom”?
It’s a girl secret. 
In keeping with the general tenor of this thread, now that it’s been opened up and the strictures relaxed, I hope that this “secret” is a bit embarrassing, Em.
I never worried about the loss of hair. My father always said, “Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.” My mother always said, “It can’t come up through concrete.”
My brother in law has had a couple of kidney transplants. The anti-rejection medication he takes causes his hair to grow. He has a full thick head of dark black silky hair. He would give it up in a minute if he could have his health back.
Now me, I have all the hair I need. Unfortunately it is all on my back, arms, and chest.
Ron
Never used it, but probably am a candidate. I always had the impression that you just get spindly little hairs that fall out the minute you stop using it so its an A+ for the pharma-corps.
Actually, I was just fine with my thinning space back there. Thought it was manly (I need all the help I can get). One evening at a supermarket, though, a package of the stuff was looking at me, and I decided to give it a try, figuring that I’d be one of the cases where it doesn’t work, and I’d keep my badge of dudeness.
Well, that’s just about gone, now. Damn. Now I have to start going to the gym, or something, instead. sigh
All this talk got me wondering what I might look like if I were a Baldin’ Walden.
One day perhaps…
A few years ago I had a 30 year reunion with a former band member… Frankie Banali, drummer for the heavy metal group Quiet Riot. I’m on the left.
My hair is (much) shorter now.