Wow. California must be prettier than I thought.
Since Ontario is bigger than several states combined, the title is rather meaningless.
djm
Nothing like a kick in the groin to make you look up. (stone wall covered with a wire mesh, erosion control)
The Milky what, way over Ontario?
Milky Way’s bigger that Ontario 
Sez who? 
djm
more populated too!
Ontario has more lakes, and ammonia lakes don’t count.
And we’ve got the mercury to prove it.
djm
An American couple is standing in an airport terminal (somewhere in the States), waiting for their luggage. The wife happens to notice an oddly dressed man, also waiting. She asks her husband where he thinks the man is from.
The husband says he doesn’t know. He decides to ask the man, and approaches him.
‘Where are you from?’ he asks the man.
‘Mississauga, Ontario,’ the man replies.
Puzzled, the husband returns to his wife. ‘Well, where is he from?’ she asks.
‘I don’t know,’ replies the husband, ‘He doesn’t speak English.’
I thought it was Etobicoke.
Right next door. (and no-one I know would admit to coming from Etobicoke)
djm