An ontarian who goes hunting in Quebec...

Poststructural Pub
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So there’s this ontarian who meets his quebecois friend in Quebec to go hunting. The problem is that que ontarian guy forgot his gun! So the quebecois guy tells him to go get a gun at the local gun shop.

(Ontarian) I’m sorry, I’m looking for a gun, may I buy this G3 rifle there by the desk?
(Shop owner ) Sorry, this gun isnt for sale, it’s demonstration only
(Ontarian) Allright, I’ll get this british Lee Enfield over there
(Shop owner) Oh, sorry, that gun is broken, needs so repairs
(Ontarian) OK, I guess I’ll get the last gun there, the M1903 Springfield rifle.
(Shop owner) Ahhhh… sorry, this gun was my grandfather’s gun and I can’t sell it, for sentimental reasons of course

So the ontarian is all upset and goes to his quebecois friend. “Your shop won’t sell me any weapon!!”. So the quebecois guys gets in the shop and goes:

(Quebecois) What have you got against ontarians man???
(Show owner) There’s a G3 rifle, Lee Enfield and M1903!!!



I love that joke :smiley:

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I like it too. :slight_smile:

Hey, Az, here’s a link I came across the other day. Required reading :wink:

http://www.hellmanns.com/rethink_mayo.aspx

Jef

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Aww! Cute! I live in central Kentucky, and I see this one particular car near my apartment all the time with ONTARIO plates. I don’t know who they are, but it’s a wonder they drove all the way down here. It must have taken forever.

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They are stalking you. :astonished:

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It is a wonder. The usual destination is Florida.

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Yes, I’m told the Quebec licenses seldom go further south than the Carolinas, and I have heard some “choice” tales of their behaviour there.

djm

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Jayzuz, youse all talk funny up dere.

Slan,
D. :stuck_out_tongue: