Yesss, Preciouses! We don’t likes that Timotei does we?
Worth a pat on the back for two thousand fine posts anyway 
CONGRATULATIONS
Slan,
D. 
Gary: This could be the most “original” 2K post yet.
Well Done!
Tom
Well I’ll be da-diddly-amned!!
Congratulations neighborino!
And to think, you had a full head of hair when you started. Well done Gary, keep the alternative British humour going mate!
congratulations old buddy. 
2005 will be known as the year of the 2000 posts.
I actually thought you had more then that already.
Why is British humo(u)r “alternative?”
discuss.
I stand corrected. Gary’s is the most original in English. Bloomie’s win’s for most original “foreign language” entry.
Bloomfield: All of your posts are just so original and entertaining, I guess I failed to notice how fabulous the 2K entry was. I hope Gunther did not ghost-write it for you!! 
Tom
No, no, it’s Gary’s posts that are an alternative to humour.
Well done mate! I’d shake you by the hand, but I’d have to stop typing.
Have a well earned cuppa, and put your feet up. Isn’t that nice, now?
I was thinking the same thing but not being British or American I thought I’d wait and see what others will say
Slan,
D.
Who is that guy?
Congrats!
Congratulations, Gary! 
Ringing out the congrats is getting to be quite a hobbit these days. Good on ya!
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
Another of life’s goals attained… 
Congrats
I didn’t realize you were in to porn hypes, Bloo…you are so much more complex than I’d realized
CONGRATS Gary!!! Welcome to the club! WOOHOO!!!
Heh! Heh! I suspect we don’t know the half of what Bloo and his buddy Gunther are into- and it’s probably best left unknown.
Tom
Yeah… and each of these post-count achievements makesmeagol envious.
Congratulations, GK, on 2000 enjoyable posts!