Come on and jump in,it’s a cool place to be seen and heard, no need for disguises anymore.
Be a man/woman and reveal yourself .
You have alot to offer this board and I think it keeps the edge off people who take things to seriously,so…WHO ARE YOU.
?.You can play a whistle so you automatically qualify.
Phil
Phil,
Until I read your post, I though for one moment you were Porridge !!!
Memo to self, engage brain before fingers type !!
A
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Of course, if Phil really were Porridge, what better way to divert suspicion?
I rather like the non-whistle posts and pictures, we all have lives outside whistling (I hope) and it’s nice to get a better handle on a few people from across the water than mere words express.
If a picture paints a thousand words, then JessieK and the cats rule!
[ This Message was edited by: Martin Milner on 2001-12-06 11:41 ]
It’s beginning to look like that scene from the end of ‘Spartacus’!
“I’m Porridge”… “No, I’m Porridge”…“don’t Listen to him, I’m porridge” (etc).
A possibly even more interesting twist in the story would be if the listowner, a gentle considerate, balanced (and wise) man actually had an alter-ego and said exactly what he wanted to via a disguise…I mean, Wisely just happens to be a perfect surname for such a man. Very ‘Stan Kane’ if you ask me. 
Steve
Oh man is this going to be a funny thread, with all the guessing going on, Ha!!!
Loren
On 2001-12-06 07:39, StevePower wrote:
It’s beginning to look like that scene from the end of ‘Spartacus’!“I’m Porridge”… “No, I’m Porridge”…“don’t Listen to him, I’m porridge” (etc).
Wasn’t that “Life of Brian”: “I’m Brian, and my wife’s Brian, too”
Christian
Well Christian, although the Pythons did pay homage to the Spartacus scene in the way you describe, I think you’ll find that the script was actually…
“I’m Brian…and my wife likes porridge, too!”
Steve
I think Porrige is acutally JessieK’s alter ego. 
Here we all thought she was just the friendly girl next door who likes cats and whistles, values friendship and thrives on sharing her little happiness…
When in reality there was a sinister side to her, constantly at war with the other side: a sinister side that longed to finally give Loren a piece of her mind; a sinister side that wanted to stop fussing over that damn cat; a sinister side that needed to criticize her own snap-happiness; a sinister side that plays a mean Morrison’s… the Porridge in JessieK.
Hoo boy Bloomfield,
I can’t wait till Jessie reads that!
This is even more fun than I expected
Kaiser Soze is out there…
Loren
Well, I know Jessie has a sense of humor and will take it as goodnaturedly as it’s meant!
The notion was just too funny for me to resist. 
BTW, who is Kaiser Soze? 
On 2001-12-06 09:45, Bloomfield wrote:
BTW, who is Kaiser Soze? >
He was one of the ‘Usual Suspects’ - 'nuff said in case you ever see the movie!
The least obvious villian amongst the group.
hmmmmmm…that makes me wonder…
Steve 
On 2001-12-06 09:50, StevePower wrote:
The least obvious villian amongst the group.
hmmmmmm…that makes me wonder…
Steve >
By God you’re right, Steve! Porridge must be Loren!!!
Cheers,
David
P.S. Wait, I know…I’m Porridge!!!
Ok, Bloomfield…I am mostly the approachable person you message board people have come to know, but I do have a Miss Messy Kitten side, just waiting for an opportunity to go ballistic and throw fire at everyone in my realm. Not everyone, actually. But I’m not Porridge. And I like fussing over the damn cats!
Porridge is an incredibly brilliant and flawless writer. We know it’s not Phil, because Phil spells words, um, creatively. I don’t think it’s Loren, because he has gotten too frustrated with Porridge for that to make sense. I’ve heard StevieJ is an Englishman and I know he has had a problem with me before, but his writing doesn’t ring of genius like Porridge. Still, one never knows.
Hmm.
~Jessie
… I’ve heard StevieJ is an Englishman and I know he has had a problem with me before, but his writing doesn’t ring of genius like Porridge. Still, one never knows.
Jessie, I was going to say, how did you guess, but then I read your last remark. Ouch!
My hunch is that Porridge secretly admires you. Which would not exclude me. But I think it’s really Chris Laughlin!
Bloomfield,
Man, I can’t believe you haven’t seen “The Usual Suspects”! You have to rent it, really. Good for you not ruining it for him Steve; I would have mucked it up and given away the secret had I replied first - I just thought EVERYONE had seen that movie.
Jessie wrote: “Phil spells…creatively”
ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, stop already Jessie!!! You’re killing me here!!!
Now, about me being Porridge: Well, that would make a great study for all of our Psychoanalysts here, wouldn’t it? What with all the insulting myself I would have been doing. Sombody break out the DSMIV!!! I suppose it’s always possible I typed those messages without even realizing it, multiple personalities and all…Really should stay on my meds… I get distracted by all the shiny whistles laying about and forget to take those cute little pills sometimes…
Perhaps it was my Dog, he’s pretty talented actually. And be honest folks, we all wonder what our pets are up to when we’re not home, right?
Let’s see, he had the motive: He has to listen to my wretched whistle and flute playing. Plus I had him neutered right around the time Porridge showed up…
…and the opportunity: When I’m out he had access to my whistles (for the sound clip), and the computer.
He really doesn’t have much of an alibi, being a canine and all…
Come to think of it I have found whistles out of place around here and smelling like dog breath from time to time…Thought I just needed better mouthwash or something.
By golly that’s it, My German Shepherd has been Porridge all along!
BAD DOG!!! BAAAAAD!!!
Loren
[ This Message was edited by: Loren on 2001-12-06 11:23 ]
I haven’t had so much fun on this board in a long time ,more Porrige please.
I think we could coin the expression "Porrige " for those ditasteful post’s,howzaboutit guys?.
Phil.
It’s a d__ned poor mind that can’t think of more than one way to spell a word.
Joe
… We know it’s not Phil, because Phil spells words, um, creatively.
I’ll rent the Usual Suspects, Loren. With such a recommendation! But, Loren, if I don’t like it, you owe me a tweaked Gen C. OK?
Edit: Took out a not-so-funny joke. Enjoy your Music!
[ This Message was edited by: Bloomfield on 2001-12-06 14:12 ]
Well, folks, the solution is quite obvious. We all need to give Porridge some space. Pushing to reveal this person’s true identity will be futile. Porridge will simply withdraw from the board. Imagine how much more fruitful it would be if we followed the posts, inviting further posts and perhaps a clue as to Porridge’s identity?
The solution to prevent this from happening again? Let’s all remember that manners matter. Nobody should be posting here unless they’re using only ONE identity and leave an email address to be contacted at. These rules should be strictly adhered to and enforced.
Without such manners, none of us will be taken seriously.
Now, where was I?
E
I’m Spartacus… I mean, Porridge.