Glenn Schultz Injured

Many C&Fers know Glenn, & many who don’t know him personally, still know him through playing his Weasels.

Glenn injured his hand at work last week, and was apparently fortunate that only a small piece of hand was eaten by his machine.

Here’s how Glenn described it to me:
“yes, the damage was extensive, and yes, the E-room intern & extern put me back together in fine style. it’s still fugly, but 'tis the same size & shape as before, plus al these black winged insects on it. i’m down to a bandaid, and bump it alot when weaseling, but shux. reaooy missed no work 'cause of it, and can perform all the operations with just a
bit less speed and a bit more care. godamighty, my hand was headed through that cutting tool and the steel fence wasn’t moving over. howzis for lucky??”

Of course Glenn immediately wrote a wordsmithed poetic masterpiece about the event and its impact on him. I don’t have his permission to print it, but I’ll take Reviewer’s Licence in providing a short extract from the beginning and from the end of his copyrighted work. The middle part is wondrous indeed:

Took a divot from a finger.
Jaysus, ‘twas an awful mess.
Bled all over God’s creation.
Sore alarmed, I must confess

Days like these should be remembered;
Thus I pen this homely verse,
And my heart is full of gladness:
God, it could be so much worse!!

Glenn A Schultz
5/25/03

I’m sure he would appreciate hearing from his friends and wellwishers around this community. here’s how…
Thnwzl@aol.com

Get well soon, Glenn.

Got the same poem by e-mail from Glenn. Terrific stuff, as usual…
The guy could make whistles with one hand tied behind his back anyway! With all the heavy equipment he uses at his GM day job, it’s amazing he hasn’t lost more parts over the years…

BUMMER!! I know what it’s like to lose a chunk of a finger, no fun at all. I suspect this has delayed the return of the TW that I dropped on its beak a few weeks ago.

I hope Glenn mends quickly.

Ouch, that doesn’t sound very nice. I hope he recovers completely.

I know how it feels. My left thumb is a quarter inch shorter than my right. A miss fired punch press did the job. Screwed up playing the recorder, there is no bone in the tip, making it kind of mushy. But good for hitchhiking short trips though!

Bob told us at the Detroit River Whistle In why Glenn couldn’t be there and we all felt a little queasey at hearing the news.

If only artisians can make a living at what they love to do.

MarkB

My best to Glenn for a continued speedy recovery - Ya gotta love that guy and his wonderful creations! :slight_smile:

Loren

Ouch! Wince! Oooooh! Wince again!

I wish you a speedy and complete recovery, Glenn. Your whistles make my life a happier one!

(My wife won’t let me play with power tools. Which is a good thing if you know how often I semi-maim myself.. :laughing: )