Crystal People Alert! (OT?)

LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That’s the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day – with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the “crest” of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a “kamikaze” fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, “They’re afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving.”

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

Waiter! Four pints of bitter, please. And keep the change.

E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson …

Hmmmm…I wonder what sort of Dr. he is?

I wouldn’t cash in your savings for a few last days of glorious excess just yet…

–James

Sept. 29? That’s a Wednesday. We can have an End of the World session at Kieran’s. :laughing:

Um … You mean I shouldn’t have ordered that complete set of Overtons? … Oh … crud. :astonished: :boggle: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Little John

Sorry, girls, you all have to go home now. :astonished:

Only a bunch of girlie-men would believe such nonsense. They are probably opposing a balanced budget in Caleefornia..

THEY HATE FREEDOM!

Dr. of Doofus, sounds like.

Sounds like he shouldn’t see SF movies when he’s off his medication…

Boy! I have something to look forward to on my birthday, becoming 58 there aren’t to many surprises left in life, but this could be interesting!

MarkB

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, “They’re afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving.”

I don’t know, it sounds like the E.T.s are using a very human solution to their problem!

Don’t forget the peanuts.

Hyper intelligent mega beings from another area of the Galaxy travel to Earth in their incredibly sophisticated ships in order to collect some Homo sapiens (presently engaged in a headlong dash into Ecological disaster and extinction) for their creativity and problem solving skills.
Mmm
What’s wrong with this picture?

John S

Hyper intelligent mega beings from another area of the Galaxy travel to Earth in their incredibly sophisticated ships in order to collect some Homo sapiens (presently engaged in a headlong dash into Ecological disaster and extinction) for their creativity and problem solving skills.
Mmm
What’s wrong with this picture?

Hey, yeah. Good point. Guess I’ll cancel that million dollar loan.
Tony

say tony, who’s the huge dude on your avatar?

That was me back when I worked in fast food.
Just kidding. For the real story, and a good photo:
http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/mustard_man_found.asp

I read fark.com for my news. (Check it out.) His photo was posted routinely there, but no one knew the story. Look at the photo up close and imagine the circumstances before you read the truth. I remained in blissful glee for a long time over this.
Tony

Why, oh WHY do the aliens [sic] HATE america SO much???!!!


They must be… GASPLIBRALS!!!