Bloomfield???????

Whistle
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Bloom must be swamped with his real life covert operative work.
I’ve considered trying to provoke him to respond, but it would really be childish to do any of the following:

1.Spel stuph bad on perpiss. We know, from experience, that this gets results eventually, like a high fiber diet, but would I stoop so low?

  1. Say something uncharacteristically rude and stupid such as:” That Peter dude from Ireland sure is kinda big for his britches…does he think being Irish makes him better’n us ‘Merkins or sumpin’?”

  2. Then there’s always tweaking Bloomie’s ego, like this:
    There, there my friend. Ha ha. I’m sure you twiddle about on your little hybrid whistles, and such, but I recommend you leave assessments of “REAL” whistles to PROFESSIONALS such as myself, who are more adept at bending “and” SWAYING. Please think “before” you post.

I can’t bring myself to do it. If I distracted him from his real work he might get nailed by Mr. Freeze, or Frank Gorshin, or someone. So never mind. Ignore this thread. Carry on. Regularly scheduled programming…

2

I imagine he’s in Hong Kong getting fitted for his new tiara on the cheap.

3

I imagine he is secretly purchasing one of those low Ds made in England by he who shall not be named.

Ron

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As my contribution to this thread, i repeat here the record of a historical moment:

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Nah, he’s just hanging out over at GC. Since he hit 4000 here, there’s nothing left to conquer here, he figures he can be top poster in about a day over there!

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This ought to lure him:

Hey Bloomfield, hows yer collection of sheet music?


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Mary

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I know for a fact that he is under my bed.

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I know where he is. :smiley: I’ll tell for a large amount of money. :smiling_imp:

Susan

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He is capering across the greensward…
He is footloose and fancy-free;
Oh, he’s in fine fettle without us…
But without Bloom, woe is we.

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Since he didn’t offer to take us, should we tell anyway, Susan?

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He posted in some threads earlier today. My guess is he’s sitting back and enjoying the attention. :smiley:

At least, that’s what I would do..

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If it is not he, then who do I have under my bed? :frowning:

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Jimmy Hoffa? :astonished:

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I heard from a reliable source that he has a faceless entity that communicates to him by burning messages into his toast. I suspect he’s walked into town to buy a bread machine.

Jef

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Or Madalyn Murray O’Hair…

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Who ever it is --------why not see :astonished: ifin they will go an make you a cup of tea :laughing: :laughing:

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I wish it was amar.

But on it instead of under it.

18

That’s an interesting remark, considering your new avatar.

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After 67 years, I’ve finally gotten laid (I knew that the retirement home was a good idea even though the internet connection is kinda slow). I am floating on air. Sheer bliss. I don’t think I have time for this petty c&f stuff anymore.

Sorry, friends. :slight_smile:

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Cool! :sunglasses: