What would be your least favorite way to be murdered ?

rorybbellows · Post by **rorybbellows** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:48 pm

In the film " lock,stock and two smoking barrels" someone is beaten to death with a sex toy. Could it get any worse then that?

RORY

MTGuru · Post by **MTGuru** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:01 pm

rorybbellows wrote:Could it get any worse then that?

You mean, because it's a waste of a perfectly good sex toy?

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:00 pm

MTGuru wrote:
rorybbellows wrote:Could it get any worse then that?
You mean, because it's a waste of a perfectly good sex toy?

There's always the hope the toy came through unscathed, a good 12 foot x 12 kangaroo plait bullwhip is quite durable. Yeehah! BTW my cousin Vinnie was in that movie.

A-Musing · Post by **A-Musing** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:37 pm

Being offed AS a sex-toy would be a ungainly.

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:52 pm

emmline wrote:I only had to read the thread title to know this was a mute thread.

I got a bit confused myself emm.

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:03 pm

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Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:40 pm

I used to have nightmares of being pelted with ping-pong balls. I don't know how long that would take to kill someone, but that would be my least favourite choice.

Failing that, being talked to death. That seems convincing and possible. I know which brother-in-law would be the most effective murderer, too. My wife couldn't even compete. No, on second thoughts, yes she could.

rorybbellows · Post by **rorybbellows** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:50 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote:I used to have nightmares of being pelted with ping-pong balls. I don't know how long that would take to kill someone, but that would be my least favourite choice

They could have been lead filled ping-pong balls.

RORY

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:02 pm

mutepointe wrote:
emmline wrote:I only had to read the thread title to know this was a mute thread.
I got a bit confused myself emm.

I did not accuse you of starting this thread, but I will admit the thought crossed my mind.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:04 pm

It would never happen. I could totally take him. And I'm not bad with a wrench. Better with a prybar though.

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mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:09 pm

Post by **benhall.1** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:57 am

Annual audit coming up ...

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:13 am

I would hate if I was pushed off a cliff or Grand Canyon overlook and while I was falling realizing that it was my best friend or wife who had pushed me. After hitting the bottom I wouldn't be so concerned.

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:15 am

We all have to worry about the wife pushing us off the cliff.

Post by **benhall.1** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:33 am

mutepointe wrote:We all have to worry about the wife pushing us off the cliff.

I don't.

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