second grade humor
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WyoBadger
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WyoBadger
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Re: second grade humor
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate 9.
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CHasR
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Re: second grade humor
finally... 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the rooster was on vacation.
What was the baby's favourite constellation? The Big Diaper.
How do clowns like their eggs? Funny side up.
(Caveat: I'm exposed to 2nd grade humor 24/7.)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the rooster was on vacation.
What was the baby's favourite constellation? The Big Diaper.
How do clowns like their eggs? Funny side up.
(Caveat: I'm exposed to 2nd grade humor 24/7.)
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Ceili_whistle_man
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Re: second grade humor
Road trip game:
There's all us, Mum, Dad and the two sons in the car on a long trip. For fun we do this: I start off by saying 'I found a dead rat at the the side of the road, I one it', then the next person says, 'I two it', next person says, 'I three it' and so on until we get to the person who gets to say, 'I eight (ate) it' and we all make faces and give disgusted looks at the person and say 'You filthy pig, you ate a dead rat!!!'
Passes a bit of time anyway
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spooketti.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking.
What do you call two Spanish firemen?
Hose A and Hose B.
There's all us, Mum, Dad and the two sons in the car on a long trip. For fun we do this: I start off by saying 'I found a dead rat at the the side of the road, I one it', then the next person says, 'I two it', next person says, 'I three it' and so on until we get to the person who gets to say, 'I eight (ate) it' and we all make faces and give disgusted looks at the person and say 'You filthy pig, you ate a dead rat!!!'
Passes a bit of time anyway
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spooketti.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking.
What do you call two Spanish firemen?
Hose A and Hose B.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked!
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Re: second grade humor
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
djm
When it's ajar.
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Re: second grade humor
I've seen this joke about five different places (including newspapers!) since Monday morning. It's really weird.WyoBadger wrote:What did the zero say to the eight?
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Someone is trying to tell you something. Maybe second-graders are not familiar with the term "cosmic lemniscate" (infinity symbol - an eight on its side).avanutria wrote:I've seen this joke about five different places (including newspapers!) since Monday morning. It's really weird.WyoBadger wrote:What did the zero say to the eight?
Q: What did the eight say to the cosmic lemniscate?
A: What's the matter? Can't hold your liquour?
Wizard needs whiskey, badly!
Re: second grade humor
What makes this second grade humor? Seems top notch to me.
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Why do parallel lines never meet?
They were never introduced.
They were never introduced.
2 Blessed 2B Stressed
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Re: second grade humor
An A, a C, and an E all walk into a bar, and the barkeep says, "Hey! You can't have a minor in here!"
So they go back outside and A and E say mean things to C and he leaves.
A and E go back into the bar, and the barkeep shouts, "No you CANNOT have your own fifth in here!!!"
--James
So they go back outside and A and E say mean things to C and he leaves.
A and E go back into the bar, and the barkeep shouts, "No you CANNOT have your own fifth in here!!!"
--James
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Re: second grade humor
Do you know the difference between an elephant and a banana?
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I'm never letting you do the grocery shopping!
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I'm never letting you do the grocery shopping!
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Re: second grade humor
Two strings walk into a bar and order beers.
The barkeep shouts "GET OUT-
we dont serve strings here!!"
Outside the one string says to the other '' Don't worry: I know what to do...",
"just let's tie ourselves into a knot and muss our hair up... trust me"
So then they walk back into the bar and the barkeep shouts "GET OUT- we dont serve strings here!!"
"But we're NOT strings..."
'Whaddyamean yer not strings?!? Yer strings, aintcha??' says the barkeep.
'No-' say the strings, 'We're afraid not!'
The barkeep shouts "GET OUT-
we dont serve strings here!!"Outside the one string says to the other '' Don't worry: I know what to do...",
"just let's tie ourselves into a knot and muss our hair up... trust me"
So then they walk back into the bar and the barkeep shouts "GET OUT-
we dont serve strings here!!""But we're NOT strings..."
'Whaddyamean yer not strings?!? Yer strings, aintcha??' says the barkeep.
'No-' say the strings, 'We're afraid not!'
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WyoBadger
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Re: second grade humor
Who says second grade humor isn't top notch?dwest wrote:What makes this second grade humor? Seems top notch to me.
Fall down six times. Stand up seven.