Dog Facts
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Dog Facts
FACT:
I'll eat anything even if I know it has made me throw up in the past.
FACT:
Staring at my owner while he's sleeping will wake him up.
I'll eat anything even if I know it has made me throw up in the past.
FACT:
Staring at my owner while he's sleeping will wake him up.
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Re: Dog Facts
Doesn't work so well with my owner. I find jumping to the middle of the bed and pushing him to the floor works better.
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Re: Dog Facts
Fact two is a cat fact as well. One cat I know found that touching a human's eyelid with their wet nose woke them up with a minimum of fuss and no possibility of pretending otherwise.
Apparently "The dog returns to his vomit" is an aphorism in more than one language.
Apparently "The dog returns to his vomit" is an aphorism in more than one language.
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Re: Dog Facts
FACT:
If I have just been let in, I want out again. Now.
FACT:
If I've just been let out, I want in again. Now.
If I have just been let in, I want out again. Now.
FACT:
If I've just been let out, I want in again. Now.
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Re: Dog Facts
Fact: I will take on the biggest, meanest, ugliest, scariest, creature on earth, with no thought of the risk to myself, if I think "my person" is in danger, or if I think my person wants me to do it.
Fact: If you can eat it, I can eat it and should eat it.
Fact: skyes only do what you want them to if and only if it also happens to be what they want to do
Fact: If you can eat it, I can eat it and should eat it.
Fact: skyes only do what you want them to if and only if it also happens to be what they want to do
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Re: Dog Facts
There's another version of that which is equally applicable to cats and dogs:CHasR wrote:FACT:
If I have just been let in, I want out again. Now.
FACT:
If I've just been let out, I want in again. Now.
I may not exactly want out, but I reserve the right to think about it
for as long as I want. It should not be a problem for you to stand there
holding the door.
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Re: Dog Facts
yes!emmline wrote: There's another version of that which is equally applicable to cats and dogs:
I may not exactly want out, but I reserve the right to think about it
for as long as I want. It should not be a problem for you to stand there
holding the door.
AND: treat me for being good when I come in.
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... even if it is my own throw up.mutepointe wrote:FACT:
I'll eat anything even if I know it has made me throw up in the past.
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Re: Dog Facts
Like it says in the good Book, "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly." Proverbs 26:11
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Re: Dog Facts
So, Hebrew first, then, as far as we know.Walden wrote:Like it says in the good Book, "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly." Proverbs 26:11
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Walden, we love you. Please keep coming back here.Walden wrote:Like it says in the good Book, "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly." Proverbs 26:11
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Dog Fact:
I love rolling in dead stuff. It smells good.
Dog Fact:
Everything but clean smells good.
I love rolling in dead stuff. It smells good.
Dog Fact:
Everything but clean smells good.
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Re: Dog Facts
Dog fact: If you scratch me behind the ears just so you'll make a friend for life.
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DOG fACT: Is that food for me? Is it, is it? Is that food for me? Huh? Is it, is it?
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FACT: Shaking so that my tags rattle and then going and standing by mom's side of the bed in the middle of the night means she will get up and let me out. If that doesn't work, picking up her slippers and moving them will work.mutepointe wrote:.......
FACT:
Staring at my owner while he's sleeping will wake him up.
FACT: My squeaky ball sounds much better than whatever dad is trying to watch on TV.
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