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Distance snot blowing.

Distance loogie spitting.

Arena floor mopping.
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Dwarf bowling!

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repetitive bird flipping.
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One hand or two? Synchronous or free-form?

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djm wrote:One hand or two? Synchronous or free-form?

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Joseph E. Smith wrote: Arena floor mopping.
I think they call that "curling" in the Great White North.
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Weed Spraying
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WyoBadger wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote: Arena floor mopping.
I think they call that "curling" in the Great White North.
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... and so they do. :D
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Chieftain Relay
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Pie cutting for equal piece size.
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Cat pilling (from a previous thread), quickly followed, of course, by cat throwing.
Every time I turn around, I wonder where I've been.
Time to stop turning round, I guess.
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Throwing Christians to the lions

(whadda ya mean, it's been done? :x )

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Wow....I'm trying to hold my water this is so funny!

I can't believe nobody has nominated: Silly Walks!!!! There is even a Ministry just for this discipline!

Other events that could be entertaining:

Ninja Warrior

kiltlifting

coed-nude needlepoint

AIR GUITAR!!!

freestyle couch-surfing

tree-hugging(dreadlocked and corporate divisions)

Punkin Chunkin!

cherry stem knot tying(the kind done with your tongue)

balloon animal making

beer coaster flipping

rock-paper-scissors

making waterpipes(the smoking type) out of everyday objects

Bullying(ie: Insults, Swirlies, Noogies, Wedgies, etc...)

Keg Standing

Olympic Wet Tshirt contest

....I can go all night!

Love this thread!
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I was going to suggest Procrastination, but I think I'll wait till the next Olympics.
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