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susnfx wrote:I only know what an antimaccasar is because Alan keeps sending them to me as Christmas gifts. (Actually, you can "good show" me too--I DO know what they are!)

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emmline wrote:
Bloomfield wrote:
Alan wrote:Antimacassar crocheting, both team and individual.
Good show! I didn't know you were also initiated into the ranks of those who know what an antimacassar is (or should we say, was). I am impressed and gratified.
Because why...you use Macassar?

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The wet towel snap. Maybe even the Australian rules wet towel snap, for the real men among us.
And now there was no doubt that the trees were really moving - moving in and out through one another as if in a complicated country dance. ('And I suppose,' thought Lucy, 'when trees dance, it must be a very, very country dance indeed.')

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Full body defenestration, points awarded for both throwing and landing.
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I'm sure many are as disappointed as I was to learn the triathalon
cornshucking/woodwhittle/pigslop was rejected again this year...
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Wellie throwing?

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Whistle fencing.

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Gargling

Time-keeping

Identifying lunch meats

Reconsidering (Individual and Team)
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mutepointe wrote:Beach Synchronized Heckling.
Perfect. You and I will be the 2012 team.
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Boomerang Biathlon, both summer and winter versions. Footbag Hurtles
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Heavy weight juggling.
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What's criminally missing is the performance of all Olympic sports in the nude, as the ancient Greeks advocated. I for one, and millions more besides, would suddenly get far more interested in a huge range of sports that I currently don't care a fig (leaf?) about. Just think how much more the Games organisers would be able to charge advertisers!
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It would make the "Pot-bellied-over-35-whack-a-mole" suggestion more interesting.
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SteveShaw wrote:Just think how much more the Games organisers would be able to charge advertisers!
But there would be that much less advertising space (ever tried to read a Speedo?). Nude Olympics would lead to tattoo ads, which would lead to public indignation (permanently tattooing a 14 y.o. just so she would be able to compete?) and the eventual banning of all tattoos, and the gradual return to clothing to provide more ad space, which is exactly what happened to the ancient Greeks when Sammy's Souvlaki vans covered most of the city-state era.

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Corn Hole
(and I mean the game with boards and small bags full of corn, you dirty minded people!!!)

Championship Eating

Jello or Mud Wrestling

Nascar (well, why not???)

Demolition Derby (they ride bikes, why not use 1977 Buick station wagons? Most of the bikes cost WAY more than 1977 Buick station wagons did - new!)

Cannonball Diving. Syncronized Cannonball Diving

Dancing with the Not Stars (pull some random person out of the audience and work up a routine)
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