Let's Manipulate the Banner Ad...

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:33 pm

Wankel Rotary Engine.

Roderick [Rod] Sprague IV · Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:53 pm

giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am

"Christian Singles - Free Trial".

GUILTY! ALL OF THEM!

CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:44 am

The Weekenders wrote:Wankel Rotary Engine.

HEY I got that one, too!
No icecream with noodles (are you pregnant or something?), P*orn, or donuts.
And just how desperate are the ebay people to hawk flutes?
What , is there a flute glut or something?

I still cant get

DONUTS

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:52 pm

Krispy Kreme? Dunkin'? Superior?

[We have Krispy Kreme here in old Yurp.
Liverpool Street Station has a Krispy Kreme stall. ]

Never mind.

Try these!

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:00 pm

It may be that you need the contextual thing. I mean, we've proved that mere iteration is not enough. What we need is a doughnut. Or even a donut. Perhaps a jelly-roll would do. In Belfast some people called them gravy-rings. Personally I find them far too sweet. Shortbread I'll admit to having a weakness for. And bagels, they're fine - I bake my own. But doughnuts... nobody in my family eats doughnuts. Not even me.

Dreaming about them... that's different.

CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:12 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: [We have Krispy Kreme here in old Yurp.
Liverpool Street Station has a Krispy Kreme stall. ]

Im sorry to hear that.
K.K.'s are a southern USA thing. they tried them up here a few years ago and they just didnt catch on, except with diabetics.

'Hot' donuts...eww...

As with everything else in the 'road-food' department, Wawa (www.wawa.com) triumphs once more. I sincerely hope they will go global in our lifetimes..then everyone else will see why we rave about them here in Philly + Jersey...

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:58 pm

I got an ad advertising banner ads, desserts, and . . . donuts!

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Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:32 pm

Hey! This is a family forum!

CHasR · Post by **CHasR** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:29 am

Lambchop wrote:I got an ad advertising banner ads, desserts, and . . . donuts!

Im beginning to lose faith in Big Brother...(Ive got Honda's)
he seemeth not the benevolent provider he purports to be. DONUTS

mukade · Post by **mukade** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:02 am

Adsense caches pages and assigns a weight to frequent words.

It also keeps a collection of pages, so the box at the top will often contain music-related ads even though there is no music references in the thread.

The ads are quite often related to signatures or words in our profiles because they appear across a wide range of pages.

My dildos won't get a look in because they don't fit in with the general collection of words in the forum.

Mukade

MusicalADD · Post by **MusicalADD** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:31 am

I got sort of a meta-banner ad: It was advertising information about AdSense.

They're onto us.

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missy · Post by **missy** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:42 am

I feel like Charlie Brown.....

...I got a Honda.