What is your real life super power?

Post by **Dale** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:33 pm

Super-Indigestion

Post by **Dale** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:34 pm

Mega-Forgetting Stuff

Post by **Dale** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:34 pm

Hyperallergenic

Post by **Dale** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:36 pm

Head-hair losing

jim stone · Post by **jim stone** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:03 am

I can eat in my sleep.

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:32 am

I am quite capable of boring just about anyone simply by opening my mout...er...I guess that's not really a superpower, is it

Redwolf

pixyy · Post by **pixyy** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:38 am

I can stare at a computer screen for 8 hours straight

yeah!

Wormdiet · Post by **Wormdiet** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:47 am

My girlfriend, also a whistler/fluter, has magic red-tape melting laserbeams come out of here eyes. It is true and totally astonishing. If she wanted to, she could get a visa to China, walk into a zoo tomorrow, walk out with a Panda bear bound for the slave markets of SE asia, and nobody would blink. The customs officials would brew tea for her as she robs them of cultural heritage. I've seen her do even more amazing things back during the Cold War.

Me, I can change the pitch of my flute just by ingesting bubbly liquids.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:06 am

--I speak Dog.

--I can, instantly and at will, become hyperactive enough to match a room full of first graders.

--I have the ability to make my wife roll her eyes in exasperation.

Someday, I will rule the world. It is my destiny.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:27 am

Lambchop wrote:
Walden wrote:
Lambchop wrote:It's not a sleep disorder! It's a carefully cultivated skill.
Is Slood Dood's too?
Of course. We are kindred souls, sharing an affinity for the sublime nepenthe.

I have slept through four hurricanes, although I did awaken instantly in the earthquake.

Mine is a super-power because it's not a cultivated skill or a sleep disorder. It's an innate ability to enjoy a deep, undisturbed sleep. It's also the reason the cat wakes up my wife, rather than me, when it gets hungry at 4 AM; I sleep right through its feeble attempts. (Luckily, our cat hasn't learned how to grip a baseball bat.)

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:21 am

0 to Geek in .07 seconds....

Chirpy gerbil-faced optimism...

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:38 pm

Knowing when people are thinking or talking about me due to some big issue (positive or negative, like family arguments and such), or are about to phone me. I hear a high-pitched hissing kind of sound (before the phone rings)..

Would you people please stop it now!?!?!?!?!? Yer drivin' me crazy!

MarcusR · Post by **MarcusR** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:16 pm

I can surf chiff & fipple sitting in our open office landscape without getting noticed.
Beat that!

/M

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:19 pm

I can make a family dinner with whatever is in the cupboards.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:03 pm

mutepointe wrote:I can make a family dinner with whatever is in the cupboards.

Well, sure, but does anyone eat it?

T