Famous last words...

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:40 am

Hey Wendy, have a look at this one. This is the stunt dad pulled just before he di..e......d.

WyoBadger · Post by **WyoBadger** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:38 pm

Last words from Yellowstone Park:

Oh, look, the mama moose is laying her ears down and staring at us. I think she wants to be our friend!

No, I think it's OK to get off the path and look at the hotspring--this crust looks pretty firm to me.

Wow, those bison look so cuddly!

Hey, come here and look at the size of the teethmarks on this dead elk!

falkbeer · Post by **falkbeer** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:35 pm

"Je sui blessé"

Swedish king Gustaf III (1746 - 1792), when he was shot (by Anckarström) at the opera in Stockholm 1792.

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:44 pm

"How hard can it really be to do the brakes yourself?!?"

rodfish · Post by **rodfish** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:44 pm

So, when are you due?

lordofthestrings · Post by **lordofthestrings** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:56 pm

(from a violin player to a non) Wanna see my G string?

jim stone · Post by **jim stone** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:33 pm

"Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage---"

falkbeer · Post by **falkbeer** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:08 pm

jim stone wrote:"Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage---"

Is this just a coincidense: H->I, A->B, L->M?

lordofthestrings · Post by **lordofthestrings** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:10 pm

Is this just a coincidense: H->I, A->B, L->M?

How bout MAC?

swizzlestick · Post by **swizzlestick** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:04 pm

"I saw it in a cartoon once, but I”m pretty sure I can do it.”

(I believe I heard this in a comedy routine by Steven Wright, but I am sure some idiots out there really think this way.)

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:33 am

ow!!!

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:38 am

*Ok.

*Spoken in response to the question: "Peek around the corner and see if the sniper is still out there."

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:41 am

Duplicate

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:43 am

Triplicate

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:43 am

Quadruplicate