"If your litter can't change color, change your litter"
Yyyyyyyyyyyeah.... I have noticed that the clumps are pretty clumpy, so I really don't need them to turn blue so I know they're clumpy, do I? If the litter is clumpy, it's time to clean the litter... if the litter changes color, it's definintely time to change the litter ... to another brand!
anniemcu
--- "You are what you do, not what you claim to believe." -Gene A. Statler
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This isn't a marketing slogan, but it is stupid!
I just bought a vacuum cleaner which came with an instruction booklet. In the warnings section, it said (among other things):
"Keep away from dust and lint."
It's a VACUUM CLEANER! It's for sucking up the dust and lint!
Tell us something.: "Tell us something" hits me a bit like someone asking me to tell a joke. I can always think of a hundred of them until someone asks me for one. You know how it is. Right now, I can't think of "something" to tell you. But I have to use at least 100 characters to inform you of that.
Tell us something.: From the land beyond beyond. From the time past hope and fear. I bid you, Genie, now appear! Well, the Genie did not appear but the notification to type at least 100 characters did so I am back and typing some more as you, if anyone actually sees this, can probably tell.
Everytime I see inane or stupidly obvious product warnsings like these, I try to imagine the lawsuit that brought them about.
And now there was no doubt that the trees were really moving - moving in and out through one another as if in a complicated country dance. ('And I suppose,' thought Lucy, 'when trees dance, it must be a very, very country dance indeed.')
Tell us something.: "Tell us something" hits me a bit like someone asking me to tell a joke. I can always think of a hundred of them until someone asks me for one. You know how it is. Right now, I can't think of "something" to tell you. But I have to use at least 100 characters to inform you of that.
s1m0n wrote:Everytime I see inane or stupidly obvious product warnsings like these, I try to imagine the lawsuit that brought them about.
A few years ago, my grandmother sent an email to her sister and got an automatic reply from the server. Something to the effect of: "This email contains bad language and the recipient may be offended."
