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Apple Announcement!

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Announcement from Apple

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.
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I'm sorry. That's just wrong.
They would call it iBoob.
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emmline wrote:I'm sorry. That's just wrong.
They would call it iBoob.
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Thx, I needed that. :thumbsup:

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I heard they just cancelled R&D on the iBoob nano.
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How about the new video version the BoobTube?
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chas wrote:I heard they just cancelled R&D on the iBoob nano.
What...they have Hugh Hefner on the board of directors?
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jkwest wrote:Announcement from Apple



The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

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For me, the cost would probably be $29.95........ :(
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missy wrote:
jkwest wrote:Announcement from Apple



The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

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For me, the cost would probably be $29.95........ :(
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I think it was Outspan who had the slogan "Small ones are more juicy".
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