Odds & ends....what to go to war with.

Uilleann915 · Post by **Uilleann915** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:25 pm

Lots of good advice....but my Glock is a .40, not a 9mm.

Chiffed · Post by **Chiffed** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:31 pm

Uilleann915 wrote:Lots of good advice....but my Glock is a .40, not a 9mm.

Florida.

Jumper · Post by **Jumper** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:20 pm

CHasR wrote:weird... I was just wondering yesterday if anyone asked this before.

http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?t=18027

The Sporting Pitchfork · Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:03 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:5g's [sic] of cocaine

Oh, I could just see that at a session...

<SSSSsssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfrrrrrrrrkchhh>

"Hey! Ya know, I love this tune. I remember the first time I heard this tune. Ithinkitwasonanoldtapeofrobbiehannanthatiheardmorethantenyearsagoandhejusttotallygrindedonthistuneohmygoditwasintensethecranswerejustabsolutelyorgasmicand...Hey...Waitaminutethatfiddleplayeristotallyeyeingmystashiknowithewantsmycokeandmydrinkingstrawsandandandprobablyallofmypreciouspreciouscanewherediputmyglock?!"

qwertymarka · Post by **qwertymarka** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:41 am

No E wrote:
myrddinemrys wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:5g's of cocaine . . . Glock 9 mm.
Uh, Joe? Do we need to talk?
Yeah, I keep telling you to forget 9mm, .45 ACP is the way to go (or at least .40 S&W).

No E

i'm gonna agree with forgetting the 9mm... you could rock the .45, but you *should* rock the 10mm. it's way more manly and fun.

jqpublick · Post by **jqpublick** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:32 am

See, you guys should come up to Canada more often. We prefer things nice and friendly like, so it's knives or hands for us. Quieter. Easier to use in a bar. Less indiscriminate.

Hey guys, why don't you come up and visit sometime? Leave your guns behind, though. Did you ever think that if you viewed guns a little less lightly at home you'd be less temped to use them in other places? Just, you know, wondering about that.

Oh and hey, per capita, Canada has more guns and gun owners than the States. Much much less (per capita) in the way of shooting deaths, though. Why do you think that is?

Signed, Your Friend,

Canada.

Bet you're going to lock this thread now, eh?

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:22 am

No, at least, not yet. I do want to clarify that it is craic cocaine... FYI.

billh · Post by **billh** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:23 am

maybe the Americans are better shots?

Tony · Post by **Tony** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:29 am

No one mentioned condoms. I guess pipers don't have groupies...

tommykleen · Post by **tommykleen** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:51 am

Tony wrote:No one mentioned condoms. I guess pipers don't have groupies...

No. No they do not.

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tommykleen · Post by **tommykleen** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:57 am

jqpublick wrote: Hey guys, why don't you come up and visit sometime? Leave your guns behind, though. Did you ever think that if you viewed guns a little less lightly at home you'd be less temped to use them in other places? Just, you know, wondering about that.

Oh yeah? Well here's a witty rejoinder: BLAM! Ka-BLAMMITY-BLAM! KA-POW, KA-POW, KA-POW [smokey pause while reloading...] KA-BLAM!!

Actually, I am more Gandhi than Gunsmoke.

Ah, Gandhi. What a fascinating icon. We know much about him:

-He walked everywhere barefoot, he had very tough feet!
-He was somewhat delicate in build
-He was a profound visionary
-His diet gave him bad breath

So you might say he was a:

Super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Sing it with me everyone!

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Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:16 am

... ow.

myrddinemrys · Post by **myrddinemrys** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:54 am

lol

good laughs. craic cocaine . . .

Uilleann915 · Post by **Uilleann915** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:06 pm

Wow, my pipes question turned into a gun debate, haha. Chiffed....I have to carry at least a .40....I'm a police officer.

Not originally from Florida....from Massachusetts, where not every 3rd person is armed like in Dixieland.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:14 pm

Uilleann915 wrote:I have to carry at least a .40....I'm a police officer.

Cop? Say, can I interest you in some craic?