Q. What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of bodhrans?
A. You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls!
Q. What do you get when you beat a bodhraner to death with his own cipin?
A. Tipper Gore!
OT - Bodhran Jokes
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Oh no!!! I knew this would happen!!!! Intolerance, I call it! Intolerance! Well, as long as we're on the subject...
A bodhran player was sick of the band abusing him, and decided to start his own. He walked into a music shop, planning to buy the first instruments he saw.
"Give me the red saxophone and that accordion!", he said.
The assistant said, "You play the bodhran, don't you?"
"That's right. Why?"
"Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you - but the radiator stays.
Got that from the Ceolas bodhran site...
A bodhran player was sick of the band abusing him, and decided to start his own. He walked into a music shop, planning to buy the first instruments he saw.
"Give me the red saxophone and that accordion!", he said.
The assistant said, "You play the bodhran, don't you?"
"That's right. Why?"
"Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you - but the radiator stays.
Got that from the Ceolas bodhran site...
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Q: What do you call a bodhran player without a car?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you know a bodhran player is standing outside your door knocking?
A: They keep banging and they still don't know when to come in.
Q: How is a bodhran player like a demolitions expert?
A: They both know how to destroy a bridge.
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you know a bodhran player is standing outside your door knocking?
A: They keep banging and they still don't know when to come in.
Q: How is a bodhran player like a demolitions expert?
A: They both know how to destroy a bridge.
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