I Just Won The Irish Lottery!
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I Just Won The Irish Lottery!
Wow I can't believe it. I just got an email saying I'd won like a bazillion pounds (that's a lot right?) in the Irish Lottery.
When I combine these winnings with the Nigerian lottery and the Spanish lottery I won this week I shouldn't have to preg-check any more cows.
Doc
When I combine these winnings with the Nigerian lottery and the Spanish lottery I won this week I shouldn't have to preg-check any more cows.
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Re: I Just Won The Irish Lottery!
Amen, brother.Doc Jones wrote:... I shouldn't have to preg-check any more cows.
Doc
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Re: I Just Won The Irish Lottery!
Sounds like whoever ran that scam isn't up on Irish currency! They use the Euro there these days (before that it was the Punt...yeah, "pound," but at least it was in Irish!).Doc Jones wrote:Wow I can't believe it. I just got an email saying I'd won like a bazillion pounds (that's a lot right?) in the Irish Lottery.
When I combine these winnings with the Nigerian lottery and the Spanish lottery I won this week I shouldn't have to preg-check any more cows.
Doc
Reminds me of when I went into the bank to order some English money for our trip last year. The young fellow I spoke to said "of course we'd be happy to order Euros for you!" I explained that England doesn't use the Euro, but he didn't quite believe me, and had to look it up before he'd place the order!
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YOUR TICKET NO: IL252/03/78 (CONTACT STEVE OLEA)
Hurray!!!
2006
WINNING NOTICE
FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Dear Recipient,
         Â
RESULTS FOR JUNE 2006 CATEGORY "B" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we
bring to your notice, the results of The Category "B" draws of LUCKY
DAY INTERNATIONAL.
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a
winner under the JUNE LUCKY DRAWS First Category, which is part of our
promotional draws.
The draws were held prior to your notification.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
4,000,000names/email addresses of individuals and companies from
Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New
Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program.
You/Your
Company, attached to ticket number IL252/03/78 with serial /file
reference number IL25278NL drew the lucky numbers 14, 17, 19,23,28,33
(18), and consequently won in the 'elevated Category B'. You have
therefore been awarded a Bond lump sum pay out One Million United
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Please contact
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I am positive that I'm going to win the Mega Millions this week. Although it would probably be helpful if I buy a ticketLambchop wrote:Lotteries are abominations. I hope I never win one.
Hey, Doc, can a borrow a couple of million. It's for a good cause
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
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When I paint my masterpiece.
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Well, we're all rolling in it, aren't we? The other day I received an e-mail from the IRS IN NIGERIA telling me than I was owed backtaxes to the sum of "$63.17" EXACTLY!!! Lalala...I'm in the money...lalala.
I play the Lotto once a month if I feel like it, and only the same numbers everytime. For anyone who wants to know them, they are:
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If you play them, hope you guys have good luck!
I play the Lotto once a month if I feel like it, and only the same numbers everytime. For anyone who wants to know them, they are:
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If you play them, hope you guys have good luck!
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Re: I Just Won The Irish Lottery!
I think I see the catch here ...Doc Jones wrote:Wow I can't believe it. I just got an email saying I'd won like a bazillion pounds (that's a lot right?) in the Irish Lottery.
Bazilian pounds aren't worth much. Bazilia is an obscure third world country, and the rate of exchange is about 100 Bazilian pounds to the dollar.
Best wishes,
Jerry
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Congratulations, Lambchop, on the wittiest post I've read in years. If it isn't original, please never tell me!Lambchop wrote:Lotteries are abominations. I hope I never win one.
"Last night, among his fellow roughs,
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the lord of the dance, said he!
He jested, quaff'd and swore."
They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that'll never, never die.
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
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In the latest scam they actually send you money!
Well, a cheque.
A forged (stolen) cheque on some company's account.
And you have to send a proportion of that cheque back to them to cover "taxes".
And if you were gullible enough to cash the cheque you will be liable for the full value of the cheque, even if you were also gullible enough to send off another cheque of your own. Because those cheques can be traced!
Heigh ho! Keep your eyes and ears open!
Well, a cheque.
A forged (stolen) cheque on some company's account.
And you have to send a proportion of that cheque back to them to cover "taxes".
And if you were gullible enough to cash the cheque you will be liable for the full value of the cheque, even if you were also gullible enough to send off another cheque of your own. Because those cheques can be traced!
Heigh ho! Keep your eyes and ears open!
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That's why you should only cash checks and never cheques.Innocent Bystander wrote:In the latest scam they actually send you money!
Well, a cheque.
A forged (stolen) cheque on some company's account.
And you have to send a proportion of that cheque back to them to cover "taxes".
And if you were gullible enough to cash the cheque you will be liable for the full value of the cheque, even if you were also gullible enough to send off another cheque of your own. Because those cheques can be traced!
Heigh ho! Keep your eyes and ears open!
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