C&F To Have Baby in Nambia

Post by **Dale** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:42 pm

Moonlight wrote:C&F New Product Line "Canned Whistle Exhaust" a Bust

I've said it before, IMHO, one of the funniest websites.

Rod Sprague · Post by **Rod Sprague** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:07 pm

Homeland Security investigates C & F; chided for remarkable waste of time and resources by congressional committee (Homeland Security, not C & F).

fearfaoin · Post by **fearfaoin** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:48 am

Nanohedron wrote:
fearfaoin wrote:Where you been?
Look for "last throes" here.
This is the first time "last throes" has been used? Unless it's the latest media-fueled darling among celebrated buzzwords -oh fickle public- in which case I have been under a little rock.

It's just the most recent current events related joke phrase... the
administration was much lambasted for it. I thought that's what Dale
was getting at... If you watched the Daily Show enough last year, it'd
be the first usage that came to your mind, too.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:31 am

Chiff and Fipple to have baby with Beyonce.
Burt Ward to have exclaimed "Holy tall whistle-boy Batman!"

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:47 pm

Chiff & Fipple Granted Most-Favored Nation Trade Status by Vatican City.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:10 pm

Chiff & Fipple Returns (2006)
Plot Summary: Following a mysterious absence of several years, The Ultimate King of Online Tinwhistle Journalism comes back to Earth in the epic Chiff & Fipple Returns. While an old enemy plots to render him powerless once and for all, The Ultimate faces the heartbreaking realization that the website he loves, Chiff & Fipple, has moved on with its life. Or has it?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:12 pm

Um...where is Nambia, anyway?

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:13 pm

Nanohedron wrote:Um...where is Nambia, anyway?

In Afrca.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:27 pm

jsluder wrote:In Afrca.

Where's Afrca?

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:28 pm

Walden wrote:
jsluder wrote:In Afrca.
Where's Afrca?

Between the Atlantc and Indan oceans.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:29 pm

Walden wrote:
jsluder wrote:In Afrca.
Where's Afrca?

Somewhere in the Eastern Hemsphere.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:55 am

The Chiff and the Fippleous: Irish Draught (2006)
After continued brushes with the law, our hero, Dale Wisely, is sent by his Mother to live in Ireland, where it is hoped that he will be able to curb his father's drinking problem with a whistle-powered Mustang.