Dump your silly band names here...

Dominic Allan · Post by **Dominic Allan** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:08 pm

Over the years I have come up with many stupid band names, or seen/heard something that I thought would make a ridiculous band name.
I believe that I'm not alone in this hobby, so please use this thread to unburden yourselves. There is also the slim chance that some poor misguided fool will actualy use one of them.
I'll start the ball rolling with this little gem I dreamed up last night:
CELTIC DEATHRAY!
also...
Dirty Fulcrum
and...Vinny Manlove and the Tokyo Plumbers.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:10 pm

"Jack Russell and the Midnight Terriers."

Slan,
D.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:13 pm

"Histotoxic Anemia", it's almond flavored music!

burnsbyrne · Post by **burnsbyrne** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:19 pm

JC and the Disciples. A real band in 1960's Cleveland.

Montana · Post by **Montana** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:55 pm

I came up with "The Geographic Feature String Band".
There were so many bands like the Broken Valley String Band, or the Blue Mountain String Band, that I thought I'd just come up with a name to cover them all...

Sliabh Luachra · Post by **Sliabh Luachra** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:10 pm

dubhlinn wrote:"Jack Russell and the Midnight Terriers."

Slan,
D.

I have to say, I actually like that one.

Mark

rh · Post by rh » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:16 pm

for those that prefer the high lonesome sound there's The Random Bad Bluegrass Band Namer

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:17 pm

I've always said, when I start my first band, no matter what kind of music we play, we will be named

Chicken Martini.

Post by **Dale** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:56 pm

Favorite band name of all time:

Bob Hope to Die

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:09 pm

Liver Management

Spike and the Peaches

Ad Hoc

Grunter and the Oxygen Masks

Boogiemania

Flash the Pan

Metalica

hoofbeats · Post by **hoofbeats** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:02 pm

The Psychotic Orange

I think that came from a name-generator on some website, but I can't remember where. I laughed so hard that I don't think I'll ever forget the name though.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:39 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:Metalica

Aren’t they the Irish band that wrote Whisky in the Jar ?

PS don't try to play “Whisky in the Jar” Metalica is very enforcing in their art copyright.

dwinterfield · Post by **dwinterfield** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:20 am

My nephew publishes an occaisional metal e-zine. Here are the names of some real bands. It's tough to compete with reality. here's some of the material from the ocotober 2005 issue. I'm curious if and C&F folks played in the Doom Grind Fest 2005 tour.

Randy from Lamb of God, Guy from the Red Chord, Matt of Acid Victim Records
Show Reviews of:
Hate Eternal w/ Krisiun, Into Eternity
Dehumanized w/ Malignancy, Anoxia, Teratism
$ound'$ of the $ellout (I mean “underground”) tour 2005 w/ Lamb of God, Unearth, Opeth and a bunch of sh*t bands...
Doom Grind Fest 2005 w/ Grief, Unearthly Trance, Buried Inside, Conifer, Magrudergrind
The Black Dahlia Murder w/BTBAM, Cephalic Carnage, Into the Moat
Ion Dissonance w/ Through the Eyes of the Dead, the Red Death
Stonerfest w/ Ocean, Villige of Dead Roads, Conifer
Also a feature on riding freight trains from Maine to Montana and back, hitting Trampfest '05 on the way, the forth installment of the fictional epic “Funky Rais,” plus a ton of CD reviews and a sh*t load of other stuff…

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:27 am

I.D.10-t wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:Metalica
Aren’t they the Irish band that wrote Whisky in the Jar ?

PS don't try to play “Whisky in the Jar” Metalica is very enforcing in their art copyright.

Yes, I believe you're corect!

Here's a band name that just occurred to me: Painfully Itchy Scrotum. It's got that Billy Connelly feel about it.

Random notes · Post by **Random notes** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:08 am

Some of my friends in high school had a doo-wop group called "Ricky Retsyn and the Chlorets"

I guess you had to be there....

Roger