Titles of C&F Newsletters Never Published

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:02 pm

Mitch wrote:" The truth about Hamelin. Dale wisely reveals all."

(subheading: If you still have a rat problem, please try recorder this time.)

Montana · Post by **Montana** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:06 pm

Chiff & Fipple Researchers Find Increasing Interest In ITM (specifically woodwind instruments) Corresponds with Increased Levels of CO2 In The Atmosphere

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:10 pm

Sonogram Shocker #2: Tomkat baby playing theme from Battleship Earth on Ressikan flute in utero!

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:28 pm

Chiff & Fipple Newsletter awarded Pulitzers for issues 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42!

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:59 pm

emmline wrote:Chiff & Fipple Newsletter awarded Pulitzers for issues 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42!

This announcement has been brought to you by the letter "C".

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:13 pm

jsluder wrote:
emmline wrote:Chiff & Fipple Newsletter awarded Pulitzers for issues 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42!
This announcement has been brought to you by the letter "C".

Slude, if you're suggesting that Cookie Monster is behind "the numbers," you know something the rest of us don't. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google those numbers.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:20 pm

emmline wrote:Slude, if you're suggesting that Cookie Monster is behind "the numbers," you know something the rest of us don't. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google those numbers.

Get lost.

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:28 pm

FIRST CONTACT: Chiff & Fipple Receives Confirmed Extraterrestrial Signal

Reportedly, when asked by Dale Wisely why they waited so long to initiate contact, the alien entities replied enigmatically, "You give the pizza dude, like, a while, but, like, 2 X 10^23 seconds is waaaaay too long. Like, where's the pie, dude?"

--James

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:57 pm

jsluder wrote:
emmline wrote:Slude, if you're suggesting that Cookie Monster is behind "the numbers," you know something the rest of us don't. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google those numbers.
Get lost.

Funny, I thought numbers were this guy's bag...

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:03 pm

Joseph E. Smith wrote:Funny, I thought numbers were this guy's bag...

Yes,

...but...

Post by **Dale** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:34 pm

"Chiff & Fipple Hates Our Freedoms"

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:04 pm

"Chiff and Fipple has looked at love from both sides, now; really doesn't know love at all."

carrie · Post by **carrie** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:39 pm

Congratulations wrote:"Chiff and Fipple has looked at love from both sides, now; really doesn't know love at all."

LOL!

Congratulations · Post by **Congratulations** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:57 pm

cskinner wrote:
Congratulations wrote:"Chiff and Fipple has looked at love from both sides, now; really doesn't know love at all."
LOL!

It is only certain company in which one can reference the great Ms. Mitchell successfully.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:27 pm

Congratulations wrote:
It is only certain company in which one can reference the great Ms. Mitchell successfully.

You mean old.