Aarrr!!!

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:23 am

Harrr! Bain't never wise to interfere with a Rackham, specially one with such booty, says Mad Harry! Arrr!

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:25 am

Cynth wrote:

That thar's a flashy pic, Calico!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:33 am

djm wrote:
Cap'n JES fer the Crunch wrote: lest I show ye me stunsil bones
Ahoy, ye salty curr! Keep yer barnacle in yer britches, and yer stunsil bones up the Cows R Us!

Arrrgg!

MDN

Stand down scalliwag! AAaarrrr, and prepare to be boarded!!! String you up from the yard arms we will, and keel hauled ye'll be afterwards... we'll show ye' barnacles and sea cows!!! AAAaarrrrgh!!! Ramming speed me maties!!!

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:36 am

Me mateys!!! Look what the sea has given me!! Given me!!!

Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:37 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
djm wrote:
Cap'n JES fer the Crunch wrote: lest I show ye me stunsil bones
Ahoy, ye salty curr! Keep yer barnacle in yer britches, and yer stunsil bones up the Cows R Us!
AAAaarrrrgh!!! Ramming speed me maties!!!

I'm gettin outta here 'afore this gets kinky!!!!!

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:38 am

amar wrote:Me mateys!!! Look what the sea has given me!! Given me!!!

Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

AAaaarrrr, I'd swim through beer with me mouth closed for one o' them mates. Arrrrrrrr!

djm · Post by **djm** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:41 am

This is the bit o' poetry, like, whats Robert Newton himsel' would read aloud fer his buckos afore he made 'em walk the plank, arrr:

If sailor tales to sailor tunes,
Storm and adventure, heat and cold,
If schooners, islands, and maroons,
And buccaneers, and buried gold,
And all the old romance, retold
Exactly in the ancient way,
Can please, as me they pleased of old,
The wiser youngsters of today:

--So be it, and fall on! If not,
If studious youth no longer crave,
His ancient appetites forgot,
Kingston, or Ballantyne the brave,
Or Cooper of the wood and wave:
So be it, also! And may I
And all my pirates share the grave
Where these and their creations lie!

Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson

MDN

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:45 am

Dirty Jack Flint here. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghgghghghghghghgh!

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:47 am

GaryKelly wrote:Harrr! Bain't never wise to interfere with a Rackham, specially one with such booty, says Mad Harry! Arrr!

jsluder wrote:That thar's a flashy pic, Calico!

Arrrrr! Watch yer tongues mateys if ye wants to keep 'em in yer mouths. Arrrrr!

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:53 am

AARRRR HARRRR ARRRG ARRRRRRRR

I be the one knowen as Iron Tom Cash Aka- Terrible Tom terrific, Tom, TTT, Thomas, T, Mr T, mot, and Who Did That.

ARRRRRRRRRRR

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:53 am

Cynth wrote:
GaryKelly wrote:Harrr! Bain't never wise to interfere with a Rackham, specially one with such booty, says Mad Harry! Arrr!

jsluder wrote:That thar's a flashy pic, Calico!

Arrrrr! Watch yer tongues mateys if ye wants to keep 'em in your mouths. Arrrrr!

Let's not go there shall we.

Edited to say Aaaarr.

Cathy Wilde · Post by **Cathy Wilde** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:12 am

Pipe down, the lot of ye louts!
(said lovingly, of course)

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I guess that She Who Must Obeyed thing is true.

Off in search of Cap'n Topgallant. Oh, and would you lovely folks mind the mizzen if it's not too much trouble?

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:03 pm

jbarter wrote:
Cynth wrote:
GaryKelly wrote:Harrr! Bain't never wise to interfere with a Rackham, specially one with such booty, says Mad Harry! Arrr!

jsluder wrote:That thar's a flashy pic, Calico!

Arrrrr! Watch yer tongues mateys if ye wants to keep 'em in your mouths. Arrrrr!
Let's not go there shall we.

Edited to say Aaaarr.

How's that go? "To boldly go where every man has gone before." Arrr!!!

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:30 pm

Avast ye maties! The ground here be thick with buried treasure. Bring yer shovel and dig here.

The Life and Times of Jose Gaspar, Pirate Extraordinare . . . he actually lived to be 65 . . . a remarkable age for a pirate . . . and then died the day he intended to retire . . . just moments after divvying up part of his stash with his men . . . unable to resist the lure of yet one more ship . . . which, unfortunately, turned out to be a naval vessel in disguise . . . he leapt overboard into the Gulf with a stout chain wrapped around himself . . . committing suicide rather than submitting to capture by naval forces . . . read more here. The rest of his stash is buried all over the place . . . some of it apparently on an island visible from my windows . . . AAAARG!

flanum · Post by **flanum** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:30 pm

DIRTY ROGER VANE

AAAAR