nano wrote: Never been called a "ho" before.
I bet you've never been called a guitar player at a session before either. But now we have the
Nano Guitar:
"The world's smallest guitar is 10 micrometers long -- about the size of a single cell -- with six strings each about 50 nanometers, or 100 atoms, wide. Made by Cornell University researchers from crystalline silicon, it demonstrates a new technology for a new generation of electromechanical devices.
The guitar has six strings, each string about 50 nanometers wide, the width of about 100 atoms. If plucked -- by an atomic force microscope, for example -- the strings would resonate, but at inaudible frequencies. The entire structure is about 10 micrometers long, about the size of a single human blood cell."
http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/om22000.html
At least you'll be playing at inaudible frequencies.
mvhplank points out the above website at
http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php ... highlight=