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-I hate to see innocent weasles maligned on this forum. Please avoid verbifying them as a watchword for poor ethics and irresponsibility, especially since a fine whistlemaker applies the name to his well-made instruments. New weasle-squeak translation software indicates the mustelids themselves employ a similar metaphor, but the phonemes are still washing through the Cray. It sounds like ________*so far. There's a lot of processing yet to go.
I have always depended on the kindness of weasles.
*insert name of personal demon, celebrity, corrupt leader or devious cabinet member
I have always depended on the kindness of weasles.
*insert name of personal demon, celebrity, corrupt leader or devious cabinet member
peeplj wrote:Once I was asked how you tell a weasle from a ferret. "Pick it up."
That reminds me of a couple of old bear jokes.
If you're being chased by a bear at night, how can you tell whether it's a black bear or a grizzly bear? Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up the tree and eats you, it's a black bear. If the bear knocks the tree over and eats you, it's a grizzly.
How do you tell black bear scat from grizzly bear scat? Grizzly bear scat has bear-bells in it.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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OT: bear-joke (adult)
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon
after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore
for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my
cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob. Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.
Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said,
"Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon
after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore
for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my
cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob. Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.
Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said,
"Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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How do you tell a weasel from a stoat?peeplj wrote:Well, my weasles are quite kind, and very loving little creatures.
Once I was asked how you tell a weasle from a ferret. "Pick it up."
--James
Well, a weasel's weasily wecognised, whereas a stoat's stoatally different!
(OK, OK, it's the only weasel joke I know)
Tóg go bog é, dude.....
j.i.
j.i.
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Ok.....I went to Kerrywhistle.com and logged onto the the forum. I read the thread which was created by Phil and I still don't understand Dale why you and the infamous from St. Claire County, IL find the thread upsetting. If anyone should be maybe a little upset I would thank that would be B. Howard because of his beautiful sounding whistle being compared with the whistle being sold by Spillane.
If I am missing something Dale, please clue me in? I would prefer to hear from you than the "Palm Tree".
Thanks
If I am missing something Dale, please clue me in? I would prefer to hear from you than the "Palm Tree".
Thanks
Keith
Bionn dha insint ar sceal agus leagon deag ar amhran
There are two versions of every story and twelve of every song
Bionn dha insint ar sceal agus leagon deag ar amhran
There are two versions of every story and twelve of every song