World's Most Tragic Hairstyles

[BrassBlower]

And then, I just never could stand the Flip; especially when it goes bad. Really...bad.

It depends on the flip. They can be quite attractive, if not overdone. Case in point: Joanne Hogg of Iona (at left in photo).

[I.D.10-t]

Does this count?

Not for all viewers.

http://www.blakeformayor.com/2004_04_01_archive.html

[Bloomfield]

[TelegramSam]

Let's not forget the guy from "flock of seagulls" now!

[IRTradRU?]

Let's not forget the guy from "flock of seagulls" now!

FINALLY! someone mentions these guys.

In the dictionary next to the word 'tragic' should be their pic.

[Nanohedron]

[Lorenzo]

...sing'n:

• Hair
  
  She asked me why...I'm just a hairy guy
  I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
  I'm hairy high and low,
  Don't ask me why; don't know!
  It's not for lack of bread
  Like the Grateful Dead; darlin'
  
  Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
  Shinin', gleamin', steamin', flaxen, waxen
  Gimme it down to there, hair!
  Shoulder-length or longer
  Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy
  
  CHORUS:
  Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
  Flow it, Show it;
  Long as God can grow it, My Hair!
  
  Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
  Give a home to the fleas in my hair
  A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzin' bees
  A nest for birds, there ain't no words
  For the beauty, the splendour, the wonder of my
  
  CHORUS
  
  I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
  Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
  Oily, greasy, fleecy, shinin'
  Gleamin', steamin', flaxen, waxen
  Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
  Powdered, flowered, and confettied
  Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!
  
  O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
  Then my hair's too short!
  Down to here, down to there,
  Down to there, down to where;
  It stops by itself!
  doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot
  
  They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
  when they see me in my toga
  My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
  My hair like Jesus wore it
  Hallelujah I adore it
  Hallelujah Mary loved her son
  Why don't my Mother love me?

[Jack]

As that picture was loading, I thought it was going to be Celia Cruz!



I always loved Celia. And her music. She was always so happy. I wish she wasn't dead.

I've come to understand that five foot tall blonde wigs do that to a person (make them happy, not dead).

[Cynth]

Tragic? Well, I don't know. Tragically stupid, yes, tragically irritating, yes.

[susnfx]

Tragically stupid? My first thought was that idiotic "style" worn by the guy on Amazing Race last year. I couldn't watch him. I wanted SOMEBODY to take some scissors and snip off those stupid pigtails.



Susan

[Bloomfield]

Ok. I am going to be more brave than usual. Much more brave, and post a picture of myself. It's a rare color shot of Bloomfield, and quite old; there isn't anything left to comb over now. (Yes, yes, thank goodness. But those were different times.)

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[Walden]

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