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Silly Rabbi - kicks are for Trids!!
Non omnes qui habemt citharam sunt citharoedi
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"But he was too late. By the time he got back to his car, someone had thrown two more bodhrans in the back seat."
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"With a penknife."
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"No, with her knife."

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"It took him two hours to get his wife and kids out."

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"What?"

Slan,
D.
And many a poor man that has roved,
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.

W.B.Yeats
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"... and you'd think the second guy would've seen it".
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Two Obese Pattys, Special Ross, Little Steve Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus.
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm
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Paint it blue and join the police force.
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Esmeralda! When I say "toss me off...."
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I'll get me coat...
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"I don't understand it at all. He made his own lunch every day!"

"But doctor, YOU have the bright light!"

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Deerly beveled oui r lathered hear to sway...

...Almon

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"I sure hope so! We're down to our last three arrows!"

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"Oh, the dog food didn't kill him. He was lying in the road [edited for general audiences; fill in the blank _______] and a truck ran over him!"

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"Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"

"No. It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

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