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"Yes, but see how nice his suit fits him?"

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"With fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

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"It's a knicknack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

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"He who has a Tate's is lost."

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And of course,

"My brothers are fine. I've given up drinking for Lent."

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“Better Nate than lever.”

“Wrecked ‘em? Dang near killed ‘em!”(Heard about a dozen jokes to that punch line and they were all dumb)

“Did he happen to mention a can of paint?”
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"Well, YOU are not too sharp."
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I.D.10-t wrote:“Did he happen to mention a can of paint?”
I think I know which joke that's from. I think it's funny as heck (even if a bit non-PC these days). All I get is blank stares when I tell it. Maybe it's all in the delivery. *sigh*
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Jerry Freeman wrote:You cleaned that one up a bit, Wanderer. I remember it being something about a pianist.

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Yeah, but the punchline is the ducks :)

Talking about the pianist gives away the joke.
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"Man. Look at that S-car go!"
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"I can let you have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay."
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"Eats shoots and leaves."

Dang! Y'all posted most of mine!
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"!!GACCKKK!!! That's moose turd pie!!!!.... it's good though..."
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"Repaint! Repaint, and THIN NO MORE!!!!"

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