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I.D.10-t
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by I.D.10-t Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:36 am
What are your favorite punchlines?
"Be not deceived by the sweet words of proverbial philosophy. Sugar of lead is a poison."
Flyingcursor
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by Flyingcursor Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:43 am
"But the bartender said, not you buddy, we don't serve your kind."
That slays me.
"The farmer said, 'truck hell, that's my daughter.' "
"...not if you start it AFTER you drink the whiskey."
ROFLMAO. Oh stop, it's too much.
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm
Wanderer
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by Wanderer Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:12 am
"Yeah..but you got the ugly one!"
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by Jerry Freeman Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:42 am
Any chance we could start another thread with the jokes that go to the punchlines?
TomB
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by TomB Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:06 am
"rustling"
"Consult the Book of Armaments"
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by Wanderer Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:13 am
"You wanna try it?" "Sure, so long as you promise not to hit me in the head with that beer bottle"
I know a lot of off color jokes
Alan
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by Alan Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:50 am
"... and the wax flew out of his ears!"
Alan
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by Nanohedron Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:51 am
"It's worse than that: they've run out of bullets!"
Dale
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by Dale Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:56 am
TomB wrote: "rustling"
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by Dale Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:57 am
"Superman, you can be such a s.o.b. sometimes."
Dale
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by Dale Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:58 am
"Sir, that size underwear is a size too small for you. It will cramp you and give you terrible headaches."
NicoMoreno
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by NicoMoreno Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:58 am
"You do, do you?"
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by anniemcu Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:02 pm
"hmmm... looks like a p*n*s, only smaller..."
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by DCrom Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:06 pm
"Better than a ham sandwich, isn't it?"
I.D.10-t
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by I.D.10-t Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:21 pm
One cannibal looks to the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”
"Be not deceived by the sweet words of proverbial philosophy. Sugar of lead is a poison."
