A Neutron Walks Into a Bar...

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:37 am

25% evil.

Best wishes,
Jerry

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:39 am

35%. hmm. Rather low for a piper. Must try harder

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:47 am

How in the world are all of you getting such low percentages?! You're not cheating or lying on the test, are you??

/ad wanders off wondering how she got to be so evil...

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:56 am

There seem to be a lot of drug related questions, but they missed off the ones about White Slavery.

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:09 am

13% evil. Of course I can't remember much about the years when I might have done some of those things, so...

Igneous Smurf!?!?!? I protest!

Susan

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:10 am

moxy wrote:I don't do smurfs...

That's a loaded statement.

I'm 66% good.

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:23 am

Hmm. 7% evil, and they informed me that I am rather boring, heehee.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:31 am

Hi, my name is Cuddly Smurf, and I'm 18% evil. :roll:

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:31 am

Good grief... I can't be the second-most evil person on the board...I'm really a nice girl, I swear!

I wonder if it was the pretty trails of color and posters that moved that did me in...

or maybe it was those trees that chased after me that one night in the mountains...

Sunnywindo · Post by **Sunnywindo** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:38 am

I am 8% evil.
"I am an Angel. I rarely sin which makes my life pretty boring. But if there is a god he will likely reward me in the afterlife."

AND

Radioactive Smurf

Aren't those two things (the good/boring angel thing and the radioactive name) a bit at odds with each other?

Wow Beth! At least you're not the only one around here whose life is "boring".

Sara

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:50 am

aderyn_du wrote:Good grief... I can't be the second-most evil person on the board...I'm really a nice girl, I swear!

The problem is that many of the questions have variable meanings.

3) Do you speed while driving? Yes No
Above the sped limit or faster than others

4) Do you cut people off? Yes No
I used my turn signal

5) Have you ever lied? Yes No
I believe in what I said

6) ...To your family? Yes No
White lies count?

7) Do you curse (swear, cuss, etc)? Yes No
Hell no! (Hell isn't one of the words is it?)
8 ) ...A lot? Yes No
You mean like every other Dang word. (Dang isn't one of the words is it?)

No, if you scored high on the test you probably just higher standards for what you consider wrong.

Random notes · Post by **Random notes** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:59 am

67% Evil !!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!

And I'm officially Very Tall Smurf (although most of us on this forum could probably wear that tag).

Roger

I'm Baaaaad!

chas · Post by **chas** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:01 pm

A woman's walking back from shopping and a frog hops up to her and says, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a physicist!" She picks him up and puts him into her bag.

Back in her apartment, she takes the frog out and tells her roommate, "Look at this!" The frog says, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a physicist!"

Her roommate asks, "Well, aren't you gonna kiss him?"

She replies, "Are you kidding? Do you know how much more a talking frog is worth than a physicist?"

Jennie · Post by **Jennie** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:07 pm

19%. And I'm Transparent Smurf. Does that mean I'm clear rather than blue, or does it mean that everyone can see which evil deeds I've done?

Jennie

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:08 pm

Random notes wrote:67% Evil !!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!

Thanks, Roger! You've bumped me down to third... I'm starting to feel a bit better.

Of course, using I.D.10-t's standards (does that just look slightly odd, or is it me?), I feel a LOT better because it makes me sound like I have very high moral standards indeed.