Two beers or not two beers...what was the question?
-------Billy Bob Shakespeare
Twelve year-old humor ...
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Oh, yeah: also a mod here, not a spammer. A matter of opinion, perhaps. - Location: Lefse country
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I'd tell you the one about the airplane, but it's over your head.
I'd tell you the one about the dirty window, but you wouldn't see through it. Can't tell you the one about the mud puddle; it's too dirty.
Did you hear about Bob?
He fell out of an airplane.
That's bad.
He had on a parachute.
That's good.
It wouldn't open.
That's bad.
He landed in a haystack.
That's good.
It had a pitchfork sticking up in it.
That's bad.
Tony (from a joke book I had when I was 12. My two favorites.)
I'd tell you the one about the dirty window, but you wouldn't see through it. Can't tell you the one about the mud puddle; it's too dirty.
Did you hear about Bob?
He fell out of an airplane.
That's bad.
He had on a parachute.
That's good.
It wouldn't open.
That's bad.
He landed in a haystack.
That's good.
It had a pitchfork sticking up in it.
That's bad.
Tony (from a joke book I had when I was 12. My two favorites.)
http://tinwhistletunes.com/clipssnip/newspage.htm Officially, the government uses the term “flap,” describing it as “a condition, a situation or a state of being, of a group of persons, characterized by an advanced degree of confusion that has not quite reached panic proportions.”
What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant?
They're both the same color except for the elephant.
They're both the same color except for the elephant.
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which is least known--Montaigne
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
--Plato
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
--Plato
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What can jump higher than a house?
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
http://www.pbase.com/ejcsnapdragon
http://www.pbase.com/hamishcraig/jills_pics2
the more you have,
the longer you live.
http://www.pbase.com/ejcsnapdragon
http://www.pbase.com/hamishcraig/jills_pics2
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That's one of my kids' favorites 
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
http://www.pbase.com/ejcsnapdragon
http://www.pbase.com/hamishcraig/jills_pics2
the more you have,
the longer you live.
http://www.pbase.com/ejcsnapdragon
http://www.pbase.com/hamishcraig/jills_pics2
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Time is fun when you're having flies - one frog to another.xoot wrote:Time flies, you cannot. How uncertain is their flight !
John
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The Internet is wonderful. Surely there have always been thousands of people deeply concerned about my sex life and the quality of my septic tank but before the Internet I never heard from any of them.
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The Internet is wonderful. Surely there have always been thousands of people deeply concerned about my sex life and the quality of my septic tank but before the Internet I never heard from any of them.
