Twelve year-old humor ...

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:09 am

Knock, knock ...

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:10 am

Who's there?

MarkB

irishduffy · Post by **irishduffy** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:15 am

Father Emmet · Post by **Father Emmet** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:17 am

Boo who?

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:20 am

MarkB wrote:Who's there?

MarkB

Crunch.

SirNick · Post by **SirNick** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:27 am

Crunch who

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:32 am

SirNick wrote:Crunch who

Gesundheit.

irishduffy · Post by **irishduffy** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:32 am

Father Emmet wrote:Boo who?

oh dont cry little baby.

thank you thank you all so much

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:59 am

Joke #1:
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes.
Will you remember me next week?
Yes.
Will you remember me next month?
Yes.
Will You remember me next year?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already!

Joke #2:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Avon lady. Your doorbell is broken.

dlovrien · Post by **dlovrien** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:05 am

My favorite (like most knock-knocks, better spoken than written):

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:21 am

dlovrien wrote:My favorite (like most knock-knocks, better spoken than written):

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

My favorite, too.

Children of almost any age get this and love it. They learn from a very early age what interrupting means.

Best wishes,
Jerry

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:22 am

When Tania was five, she made up her own knockknock joke:

Knock, knock ...

dreamerlass · Post by **dreamerlass** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:27 am

One of my favourites is as follows:

Me: D'you want to hear a joke?
Other person: Sure!
Me: Say "knock knock."
Other person: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Other person: Ummm....

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:45 am

Jerry Freeman wrote:When Tania was five, she made up her own knockknock joke:

Knock, knock ...

Who's there?

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:49 am

avanutria wrote:
Jerry Freeman wrote:When Tania was five, she made up her own knockknock joke:

Knock, knock ...
Who's there?

Nobody.