Not OT. Very seriouse whistle related something something

[vomitbunny]

there was once two cats from Calkenny,
who thought there one cat too many,
they scratched and they bit,
they fought and they fit,
'till insted of two cats, there wern't any.

[emmline]

Said a boy to his teacher one day,
"Wright has not written 'rite' right, I say!"
And the teacher replied
As the error she spied,
"Right! Wright, write 'rite' right, right away!"

[Jerry Freeman]

A tooter who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

(You owe me one, VB. Now your thread is actually on topic."

Best wishes,
Jerry

[Bloomfield]

There once was a cute whistler named Em
Who, corrected by fellow whistlers said, "Damn,
I hate to be wrong
And my English is strong
I never err! And I will prove it to they!"

[emmline]

Said Em to a whistler named Bloo,
Your meter is slightly askew.
But if, as you say,
"Em" and "damn" rhyme with "they,"
I'll give credit where credit is due.

[dlovrien]

A kumquat once fell from a tree
and knocked out poor Michael McGee.
When later he woke,
He exclaimed, "What a joke!
I've be-kumquat unlucky you see."

(one of my originals)

[anniemcu]

I happen to have a large cat
Who rests by the door on a mat
I lost my chapeau
and "Alas", plus, "Oh no!"
found hat squished twixt the mat and the cat.

[Bloomfield]

Said Em to a whistler named Bloo,
Your meter is slightly askew.
But if, as you say,
"Em" and "damn" rhyme with "they,"
I'll give credit where credit is due.

So my meter is slightly askew?
Well, dear Em, let me ask you:
Regarding my poem
You throw the first stone
Is that something you ought to do?

[Colin]

My name is Gaelic ... and this Limerick came from a Trinity College
'Rag Mag' circa 1979 so that qualifies my reply as having some Irish content.
Right?

There was a young sailor names Bates
Who danced the Fandango on skates
But a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

Cailean

[vomitbunny]

There once was a writer named Erin
Who could'nt write lymrics for sh*t
She tried and she tried
But never improved
And finally gave up.

[emmline]

Said Em to a whistler named Bloo,
Your meter is slightly askew.
But if, as you say,
"Em" and "damn" rhyme with "they,"
I'll give credit where credit is due.

So my meter is slightly askew?
Well, dear Em, let me ask you:
Regarding my poem
You throw the first stone
Is that something you ought to do?

Geez Bloo, I'm surprised that you thought
That that thing was a stone, it was not.
It was merely a piffle,
A trifle, a whiffle,
So don't get your pants in a knot!

[mvhplank]

When I heard the lone call of the whistle,
It led me to pen this epistle--
Here I sit, forum-lurking
When God knows, should be working--
But instead write and risk my dismistle.

M

[Fishie]

I once met a man from Nantucket,
and let's jst say the rumors about him are GREATLY exaggerated.

-H. Simpson
;)[/i]

[Guest]

When I heard the lone call of the whistle,
It led me to pen this epistle--
Here I sit, forum-lurking
When God knows, should be working--
But instead write and risk my dismistle.

M

Only if you are a nun!

Mistle=Prayer Book

[anniemcu]

When I heard the lone call of the whistle,
It led me to pen this epistle--
Here I sit, forum-lurking
When God knows, should be working--
But instead write and risk my dismistle.

M

Only if you are a nun!

Mistle=Prayer Book

She need be no such of a thing... she just might be an epistlealien... and they don't have nuns, not one.