OT, I'm a millionaire!! ;)

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:07 am

This just in-- I've won the lottery!! With such personalities as Bill Gates and a sultan... I feel so special to have been included!!

CiscoNetWorld Agency BV.
Stationsweg 42
3800 AW Amersfoort,
THE NETHERLANDS
Ref. Number: 132/756/4577
Batch Number: 638901527-BC67
Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of
the Lottery Winners International programs held on the
10th April,2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
278511465896-6452 with serial number 3772-554 drew
lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44 which consequently won
in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved
for a lump sum pay out of US$ 100,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and
30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from
all over the world. This promotional program takes
place every three year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent
personalities like mr Bill Gates and the sultan of
Brunei, we hope with part of your winning you will
take part in our next three years USD50 million
International Promotion lottery. To file for your claim, please
contact our fiducially Agent:
Dr. Desmond McPhillip
TEL:+31-620-885-334.
Email:CiscoNetWorld@Netscape.Net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than
30th April, 2004.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be
included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to quote your reference number
and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Sandra Hanns
Seceretary.
NOTE: We are very sorry for the delay.

*************************************

~A

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:11 am

Oh, you too?

http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?t=18506

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:14 am

Geez, Bloomie, I do hope I'm not going to have to thumb-wrestle you for this...

I knew there had to be a catch. Darn it all.

amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:14 am

damnit, why can I never be so lucky.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:14 am

Sigh. But you blew it by not respecting the confidentiality clause... Still, easy come, easy go!

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:07 am

a lump sum pay out of US$ 100,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars)

Is it ONE or ONE HUNDRED million?

Darn spell checkers, they miss all the good ones.

vomitbunny · Post by **vomitbunny** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:30 am

Oh gosh what to buy what to buy with a million dollars. It comes down to either a million dollar prostitute, or a million one dollar prostitues.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:27 pm

vomitbunny wrote:Oh gosh what to buy what to buy with a million dollars. It comes down to either a million dollar prostitute, or a million one dollar prostitues.

Go for the million $1 prostitutes. Easy come, easy go.

Just consume LOTS of chicken soup.

Steven · Post by **Steven** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:33 pm

Nanohedron wrote:
vomitbunny wrote:Oh gosh what to buy what to buy with a million dollars. It comes down to either a million dollar prostitute, or a million one dollar prostitues.
Go for the million $1 prostitutes. Easy come, easy go.

Just consume LOTS of chicken soup.

Actually, you better make it a half million. You're gonna need to buy a LOT of antibiotics....

Steven

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:38 pm

Steven wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:
vomitbunny wrote:Oh gosh what to buy what to buy with a million dollars. It comes down to either a million dollar prostitute, or a million one dollar prostitues.
Go for the million $1 prostitutes. Easy come, easy go.

Just consume LOTS of chicken soup.
Actually, you better make it a half million. You're gonna need to buy a LOT of antibiotics....

Steven

And OTHER protection too!!!

antstastegood · Post by **antstastegood** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:44 pm

Congratulations, aderyn! It'll change your life, just the way my life changed when I helped Mrs. Linda Koumba transfer a few million dollars out of west Africa.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:50 pm

Andrea, Once you get the money you can come down and get your car. We're just down in Buckhead, you know.

I'll have it all cleaned up and ready to go!

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:38 am

I would have been right there had it been blue.

~A

P.S. How did you know that was my dream car??

Post by **Nanohedron** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:46 am

Paul wrote:Once you get the money you can come down and get your car.

A typical horse-trader.

andreaz54 · Post by **andreaz54** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:28 pm

Gee...and ME too!! Wow, we sure are a bunch of lucky whistlers aren't we? Hmm...I just got canned today ( was not giving 100% of myself to 6.00 an hour job!). Maybe I SHOULD answer it...just incase you know.....