Royce Lerwick is a freaked out maniac!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:50 am

djm wrote:Nano, did you know that, if you clench your cheeks together, the f*rt will implode, run straight up your spine to your brain, and initiate an acid-flashback? Works for me.

djm, I get this chilling notion that you know me too well.

AaronMalcomb · Post by **AaronMalcomb** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:55 am

I was wondering how long it would take for Royce to inflict his pain on Uilleann Pipe forums. I was around for the latter days of the rec.music.makers.bagpipe newsgroup and you have only experienced a quantum particle of the discomfort and rage he elicited. And I was only on that newsgroup for maybe a year... One might call it Royce Rage. It's no surprise the man is banned from at least one GHB forum.

I have had no personal contact with the man so I've probably already said more than is fair. If you want to peel back the scab you should ask somebody else.

Having said that... Royce, your posts are eons more civil on this forum than those of yore on rmmb so I want to make sure you get the credit for that.

And Royce, watch you say around here. Stereotypes aside, you don't want to encourage anybody wearing a balaclava and toting a Kalashnikov to come busting down your door

And though I assume no role of moderation on these forums, I agree the thread should soon finish and maybe give Royce one last chance to say his piece in defense. We should at least be democratic.

Welcome to the Chiff & Fipple Forums!

Cheers,
Aaron

Irish Terrier · Post by **Irish Terrier** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:03 am

I was wondering how long it would take for Royce to inflict his pain on Uilleann Pipe forums.

Aaron

That seems spot on Aaron, he even seems to piss off people who have been trying to help him ie Sean seems to have been put in it, as it seems. I wish he would let us know, what he knows.

Royce Rules, I love it!!!!

Seamus

No E · Post by **No E** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 3:40 pm

"...
And Royce, watch you say around here. Stereotypes aside, you don't want to encourage anybody wearing a balaclava and toting a Kalashnikov to come busting down your door

..."

I take offense at that! All the balaclava wearers I know tote Armalites
(feckin' Bolshey AK-47s)

No E

jqpublick · Post by **jqpublick** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:04 pm

Hey! I don't know about that. I wear a balaclava all winter and except for that one time I never tote an armalite.

Mark

AaronMalcomb · Post by **AaronMalcomb** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:11 am

That's exactly the danger for Royce... he lives in Minnesota and Winter is coming soon. He won't be able tell the difference between who's trying to take him out and who's avoiding frostbite... everybody's wearing a balaclava.

Cheers,
Aaron

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:47 pm

*ponders wearing baklava*

AaronMalcomb · Post by **AaronMalcomb** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:05 pm

Nanohedron wrote:*ponders wearing baklava*

Hmm... scary. Wearing baklava and toting a moussaka assault rifle. Fatally delicious.

Cheers,
Aaron

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 2:08 pm

I think I'll wear a balaclava to the next session. Somebody may crap his pants.

Royce · Post by **Royce** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:00 pm

delete

Royce · Post by **Royce** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:13 pm

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tok · Post by **tok** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:24 pm

I found a cure for drinking all that addled beer .
Go out and buy some more beer that tastes right , and learn from the mistake .

tok · Post by **tok** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:25 pm

I found a cure for drinking all that addled beer .
Go out and buy some more beer that tastes right , and learn from the mistake .

lol

Sean Dillon · Post by **Sean Dillon** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:08 pm

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Uilleann Lady · Post by **Uilleann Lady** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:31 pm

Hello all,

I don't know what the other members of the C&F Uilleann board think. But I think this is very serious. I do not believe Dale would allow this sort of stuff to be printed online. I'm very disgusted at what I am reading, this needs to be taken into hand and this very angry guy, Royce is a real piece of work altogether, he behaves more fitting to an eight year old in a school yard argument.

Please Dale I’m sure I’m not on my own here. Get this very sorted mess, cleaned up.

Yours pleadingly,
Alice